SOMFAJMO

Sit on my face and jack me off

God Tate McRae is so hot. I wish she would SOMFAJMO.

by kittenluvr89 August 13, 2025

Somalian Driver’s License

A Somalian Driver’s License is when you take a hot steamy dump on the hood of a moving vehicle. As the car drives it will begin to smear all over the front windshield, obscuring the driver’s vision. If they don’t crash, they are granted a Somalian driver’s license.

My gf broke up with me, when she drives home today I’m gonna give her a Somalian Driver’s license.

by binladen-georgefloyd August 16, 2025

Somali Pirates

Somali pirates are the guys off the coast of Somalia, an African-Arab country located in the Horn of Africa, bordering the Indian Ocean, who hijack primarily cargo ships and fishing vessels, and take their crews hostage. They also charge large ransoms.

Somali Pirates hijacked another ship using AK-47s.

by This is my handle okay August 19, 2025

Somalian Snake Screw

You put a dick in someone's ass until they can't hold their shit any longer, then you go in and out fast, creating a spray of feces.

She was being annoying so I gave her a Somalian Snake Screw.

by hoefarr September 26, 2025

Somely

To some extent

I somely agree with you.

by rileygvg December 30, 2025

Saccage_Somalian

Contrary to popular belief, he is not actually Somali. However he chooses to represent the country of Somalia anyway, whereas his first name is a french word, which when translated into English means havoc.This false Somali enjoys wreaking havoc upon all he meets.He is very annoying, however is quite peng and is married.

Oh my God that guy is a total Saccage_Somalian.

by Saccage_Somalian July 10, 2019

Khatumo Somalia

Khatumo Somalia is a reestablishment of the former anti-imperial Dhulbahante state called Darawiish. The Dhulbahante State of Darawiish had its capital at Taleh and was commanded by Ismail Mire.

she lives in Khatumo Somalia

by readyforthemoon55 February 14, 2020