The center of the entire soccer world. Girls wanna be her, guys wanna be WITH her, she is the center of the universe. Sometimes a bit firey, but it gives her the edge over everyone. Don't get in soccer sara's face cuz she will fuck you up! And if you are a fellow soccer player, expect to be shown up! You do not want to be on the field with a Soccer Sara!
by sleep-over-N March 17, 2010
Get the Soccer Saramug. An American bourgeois woman of the post baby boom generation, who, instead of reaping the benefits of the sexual revolution that her foremothers and sisters fought so hard for, sold out to the new patriarchy which promised stability in the form of white suburban neighborhoods, wordSUVwords, drive-through wordStarbuckswords and yearly trips on Carnival Cruise Line. The only dose of women's lib that transpired through their lifestyle is their endorsement of the the typically male dominated tradition of sport (usually soccer) onto their daughters. But don't be fooled - the fact that these women refer to themselves as "soccer MOMS" only reaffirms their sociological status as mere vessels for the incubation of their progeny.
I just got back from my high school reunion, and all the old cheerleaders are now lard-assed soccer moms.
by Anonymous July 23, 2003
Get the Soccer mommug. by Cataphract_40 December 3, 2004
Get the soccer mommug. the butt of a female soccer player that is usually big and sexy. most guys love this because it gives some cushion during butt sex.
usually comes from lots of running and practices many times a week
usually comes from lots of running and practices many times a week
"Dude, look at that girls ass! It's amazing!"
"It looks like a soccer ass. She must play a lot of soccer"
"It looks like a soccer ass. She must play a lot of soccer"
by jake da snake18674 March 25, 2009
Get the soccer assmug. Someone who tries to hard to mould their children into what they deem perfect and the and results are: Teenage Son: Turns into a punk rocker athiest and ends up leaving the bitch with a shocked stare.
Teenage Daughter: Becomes addicted to marijuana and ends up pregant.
Husband: Runs away with his secutary to escape thye nagging bitch.
Soccer Mom: Turns into an alco and ends up with a janitor
Teenage Daughter: Becomes addicted to marijuana and ends up pregant.
Husband: Runs away with his secutary to escape thye nagging bitch.
Soccer Mom: Turns into an alco and ends up with a janitor
by Some DUDE!!!!@ September 22, 2006
Get the soccer mommug. a soccer player who likes girls and plays competitively or just at desert vista. a girl named alexa might come up to you at call you out for being so stuck up and act like you're too cool as if you like pussy.
by Rae Gonzales October 12, 2010
Get the soccer dykemug. a white mother who drives a mini van and has usually over 2 children who participate in every sport/activity possible. her children are faggots and arent allwoed 2 listen to rap/r&b music because of the dirty words.
definetly not a milf.
also see sluts wiggers posers
definetly not a milf.
also see sluts wiggers posers
by ...................... March 26, 2005
Get the soccer mommug.