snack bitch

Person in a group of stoners who is elected to retrieve snacks for the rest of the group. A snack bitch is required at times when certain individuals get the munchies and are too stoned to get their own snacks.

A snack bitch should either be the sober person in the group, or the person who is best at remaining cognizant while stoned.

The snack bitch is usually elected by the majority vote.

I'm too fucking stoned to make a sandwich. Can you be the snack bitch tonight?

by bumbleclot May 18, 2009

snackering

when one is often exhausted, tired, shattered....mainly after sporting/sexual/eating activities

'God damn that squash match was snackering'
'I'm snackered'

by Squash Isn't Cool January 28, 2008

turd snack

A "little Shit", as in describing someones behavior. Small unflushed pieces of feces. Small round/oblong pieces of feces found in the bowl after a long period of sitting on the toilet.

Youre acting like a real "turd snack" !!; Who left these "turd snacks" in the bowl; Damn, I waited that long for these "turd snacks".

by Vulcandreams January 23, 2007

Midnight Snack

The variety of "Snack" that you only see late night. Also known as a mistress or fuck buddy.

Jordan: Tiffany we can't tell my wife about this because you're my Midnight Snack.

by Schiff McGee June 6, 2018

snackie

like a foodie, but less serious and more snack-oriented.

M: are you a foodie?
A: nah, I just like snacks -- I'm a snackie. I'm havin some kkultarae flown in from Korea. Can you hook me up with another batch of bhakarwadi from Pune?

by wowallthegoodnamesaretaken March 10, 2011

C-Snack

Otherwise known as the Chicago Snack, a "C-Snack" occurs when a man pushes one of his testicles completely into the anus of a woman for personal enjoyment/accomplishment.

"I was doing stuff with this broad last night and she asked if I would pound some anal beads into her ass, but instead she ended up settling for a C-Snack."

by Mammon Fahad January 28, 2008

snack shop

Vagina (from the old joke: How do we know the deigner of the woman's body is a Pollack? Who else would put the shit house right next to the snack shop?)

by Big Steve September 4, 2003