Smatterday

1) When you party too much and can't tell what happened on which day.
2) your day's run together because your so busy or drunk.

"My whole spring break was a smatterday."
"This conference has been a total smatterday."

by F.Wes July 8, 2016

smattered

A term for drug user half way between scattered on the gear and smashed on pot or alcohol at the same time

I'm off my face totally smattered

by scattkatt April 20, 2017

Smastes

When something tastes like another thing smells

Mom the eggo waffles smastes like the freezer! “What does that mean?” The waffles taste how the freezer smells!!!

by Just a weird girl November 1, 2017

smaltercation

A fight or argument over small things or by small things, or a combination or both, intended to distract from real issues or anything of significance.

Tump's dispute with Kim, like most of his tweets, are smaltercations intended to distract from his real behind the scenes policy decisions.

by ovsooner June 9, 2018

Smatter

What’s a matter

What’s smatter poppet?

by wickothedico June 21, 2019

Smarter mcsmarterson

Smarter mcsmarterson is somebody who thinks there smart but they are actually kinda dumb

Madison asked for an answer to a question and she said she was smart so they called her smarter mcsmarterson

by Dad loves pickles June 7, 2020

smarter than the average bare

Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.

I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.

by QuacksO May 20, 2021