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HOMEY SMASHER

SOMEONE WHO HOOKS UP WITH ONE OF YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED.
MAN, SHE IS A HOMEY SMASHER!

KIM SMASHED A HOMEY!
by NON SMASHER September 22, 2010
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smushed bananas

something thats bad, stupid, or something you dislike
teacher: today we are having a pop quiz
student: thats smushed bananas
by jollyjee April 4, 2011
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Turtle Smasher

A term used for getting gnar or fucking shit up.
Did you see him shit on the counter? That was so Turtle Smasher!
by Titty Kitty November 29, 2012
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snashed

the act of getting so drunk that one becomes the next level of drunkeness; or 'smashed'.

Symptoms may include: Dancing irregularly and looking like and 80's disco dancer, heightened confidence level, may be extremely happy and also unregretful of some situations
"I heard he got snashed last night..." "Oh shit, how many slut drops did the little bugger do?"
"This weekend I plan on getting snashed, mate!"
"LETS GET FUCKING SNASHED BOYS"
"You were so snashed last night, you kissed a girl and you liked it!"
by Redox3 December 9, 2013
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Smamshed.

When at a point (usually between 4am to 8am) when you are beyond smashed.
Oi mush, I can barely see my phone. I shouldn't have had those last 4 pints cos I am smamshed.
by Drexsyl September 5, 2014
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Banana Smasher

When two men push each others penis head's together with a banana in the middle, smashing the banana in half, and both head's smash together.
Man these two gay guys are at the bar last night I could totally tell they were banana Smashers
by jv3 February 13, 2015
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Egg Smasher

Taken from the quote "don't put all your eggs in one basket"

An egg smasher is a guy or girl that spends there time keeping in contact and flirting with people in relationships, causing turmoil and chaos for the couple, he/she then attacks when the person is most emotional causing the relationship to become unfixable.
Egg Smasher: I found another egg last week she's coming close to cracking.
by SanishPoe November 3, 2015
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