Skip to main content

shocker92

by Anonymous May 7, 2003
mugGet the shocker92 mug.

the shocker

Two scratch the itch, one is a bitch.
The shocker? Come on, at first insertion, two scratch her itch, the other's a bitch.
by Electric Barbarella November 1, 2007
mugGet the the shocker mug.
Instead of two in the pink on in the stink its two in the stink one in the pink
He gott her wit the supriser o shit son
by Jsupernugz February 3, 2003
mugGet the surpriser (remix of the shocker) mug.

irish shocker

The Irish shocker is a difficult sex position that only the skilled can do. The things you will need are listed below.

1.) A female ginger (Red head)

2.) A cucumber

3.) A cup of strawberry lube
4.) A pint of beer
5.) For the final step a 9V. Battery.

Now in order to perform this hard task all things must be done in a certain order. Find a female ginger, have her drink the cup of lube (it's safe, it says strawberry flavor right?) give it an hour to sit. Then you lay her on doggy style, don't get your hopes up your not getting lucky yet, you grab the cucumber from your back pocket and stick it up her bum hole aggressively to fluffin her ginger soul. (Best result for tight soul hole.) Here comes the next step. Have her stand with cucumber still in her butt hole, get in reverse cowgirl and before she puts it in stick the 9V. Battery in. Gently push the battery in with the tip until it can not be retrieved. Leave both in until she cums. Once she cums she shall be shocked, and the cucumber shall be cooked. Eat the cucumber and drink your beer after the great feat you accomplished.
"Jessica's ginger ass under cooked my cucumber after all the effort of the Irish shocker"
by Irish daddy love May 23, 2016
mugGet the irish shocker mug.

Shacootery

Any thing that you want it to be. Except a hippy.
Right: Dude that girl has a nice Shacootery!
WOW that class is Shacootery!

Wrong: Look at that Shacootery over there with long hair and is smoking a blunt.
by video_class_is_ass December 23, 2006
mugGet the Shacootery mug.

shocker your life

knowing the outcome of something or an issue.
shocker your life, black people would be eating FRIED CHICKEN!
by bryan, chelsea, carrie August 18, 2008
mugGet the shocker your life mug.

shockerized

the past tense of being given/giving the shocker.
For the first time last night, I was officially shockerized.

Dude, I totally wanted to see her face expressions, and I shockerized her!
by phoenixblack July 20, 2009
mugGet the shockerized mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email