1“Do the dishes”
2“ You must eat the shit, before you serve it to others”
1“Alrighty, I’ll take it then”
2“ You must eat the shit, before you serve it to others”
1“Alrighty, I’ll take it then”
by Sejerejedinmor August 30, 2025
Get the You must eat the shit, before you serve it to others mug.A play on the words "first come, first served" which appears on a banner advertising the "Temple of Eros Annual Orgy and Buffet" in the Mel Brooks film "History of the World, Part I".
I was searching for the classic film "One girl, two cups" when I stumbled on this phrase, which appears during a scene set at a Roman bazaar/ "First served, first come" at an orgy is humorously playing on the original phrase "first come, first served" in retail or the related "first in, first out" in accounting or computing science.
by bitchuck September 1, 2025
Get the first served, first come mug.When you put your very pregnant wife on a generously buttered dining table and slide her back and forth to serve yourself
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To be “served with white strawberries” is to try and be pleased by using pampering or gifts of appeasement used to appeal the server to the served.
by Madame Marcy November 2, 2025
Get the served with White Strawberries mug.Serv is one of those older names in the Counter-Strike HVH scene that’s been around since 2018. Most people actually knew him under the tag “not serv”, because that’s the name he used for years and the one people still remember.
He was using Onetap back when it was actually relevant — before the leaks, the cracked copies, and before the devs basically dropped the project. That was during the era when Onetap still felt like it had a real identity.
Over time, Serv bounced between a ton of different menus: Gamesense, Fatality, Plague, Nixware, and whatever else was performing at the moment. He never stayed loyal to one cheat; he just used whatever worked and moved on.
Even though he wasn’t loud or attention-seeking, Serv was weirdly known for helping newer HVH players out. He’d drop them configs, adjust their settings, and show them how to play smarter instead of just relying on brute force. A lot of people got their first half-decent playstyle from him without even realizing it.
In servers he kept things simple — join, play, trade some taps, dip. Nothing dramatic, just someone who’s been through every phase of the scene and still pops up when he feels like it.
People disagree on whether he’s good or mid, but everyone agrees he’s been around long enough to understand the chaos of HVH better than most.
He was using Onetap back when it was actually relevant — before the leaks, the cracked copies, and before the devs basically dropped the project. That was during the era when Onetap still felt like it had a real identity.
Over time, Serv bounced between a ton of different menus: Gamesense, Fatality, Plague, Nixware, and whatever else was performing at the moment. He never stayed loyal to one cheat; he just used whatever worked and moved on.
Even though he wasn’t loud or attention-seeking, Serv was weirdly known for helping newer HVH players out. He’d drop them configs, adjust their settings, and show them how to play smarter instead of just relying on brute force. A lot of people got their first half-decent playstyle from him without even realizing it.
In servers he kept things simple — join, play, trade some taps, dip. Nothing dramatic, just someone who’s been through every phase of the scene and still pops up when he feels like it.
People disagree on whether he’s good or mid, but everyone agrees he’s been around long enough to understand the chaos of HVH better than most.
by hit ozone November 20, 2025
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