Scandalia Project

When someone plans up something knowing it would fail but still continues to do it like he's retarded.

So in the end it will totally fail and sometimes it fails so bad that people actually laugh about it.

Jack: Let's skip this hour, smoke weed and get back in class.

Brandon: If someone finds out we're high it will definetly be a scandalia project! But lets do it anyways!

by Saj2 March 2, 2009

scandanavian yoyo

To hold a man up bynthe penis during a dry handjob. Generally painful and can cause injury

She was so strong that she tried to give me a scandanavian yoyo but I wasn't having it!

by Likespr0n September 3, 2016

Scandavilla

roadman, gang member, dickhead, etc.

"Alex! Joe's dating your ex girlfriend!"
"He's a bare scandavilla uno"

by skskkl May 25, 2019

Scandalousity

Scandalousity is just a longer and sassier way of saying scandalous. It gives a better understanding that you are not taking the situation seriously. (It can also be used to replace the word scandal)

" I heard the teacher has been sleeping with her students"
" oh my gosh *gasps* the scandalousity"

by Thescandalousityqueen June 16, 2019

Scandanavian jackhammer

The act of attaching a dildo to a jackhammer and using it to pleasure someone. Careful, they might also die.

I gave my girlfriend a scandanavian jackhammer last night and now she's in the hospital. I don't know if she's going to make it and I'm really scared.

by Analbutt420 August 21, 2020

scandavol

A single grain of rice put through a hydrolic press.

"Hey, look at that scandavol."

by good day to you sir March 11, 2023

scandalous

something unacceptable that causes a scene and a scandal.

"Oh my gosh Lily is showing their ankles!" "How scandalous and sacrilegious."

by Its_Sero December 10, 2022