Any sort of apparatus such as a bleecher, park bench, picnic table, and similar structures where high schoolers go to get get stoned in groups. Most commonly used stoners benches are hidden away from plain sight (like in a bush, behind a shed etc.) It is also a guarantee that all of them are covered in creative colourful graffiti as a mark left by other stoners. A sanctuary to escape the bullshit of everyday life, just make sure school security or cops aren't around to bust your ass
Stoner1: Hey man, I got some green but no where to smoke it safe.
Stoner2: Man there's the stoners bench behind the bushes at the end of the football field, no one ever sees us there.
Stoner2: Man there's the stoners bench behind the bushes at the end of the football field, no one ever sees us there.
by kushsauce March 06, 2015
Clare had to take a sudafed before she went to work because she blazed too much chronic last night and thus had an awful case of stoner nose
by Mr.Drew+Doren January 04, 2011
ston•er hi•ber•na•tion
/ˈstoʊ.nɚ haɪ.bɚˈneɪ.ʃən/
the dormant state a stoner goes into after consuming too much THC
/ˈstoʊ.nɚ haɪ.bɚˈneɪ.ʃən/
the dormant state a stoner goes into after consuming too much THC
John: did you see the game yesterday?
Max: nah I ate too many edibles in the morning and ended up in stoner hibernation all day
Max: nah I ate too many edibles in the morning and ended up in stoner hibernation all day
by TheTallestPsychonaut July 20, 2023
When you take a downstem full of weed stick it up a girls vagina, light it, then take it out and suck the smoke out of her pussy while eating her out
by Mschoksondik October 17, 2015
"No worries. Let's be chill, like stoner chill."
by Chaos Sniper November 29, 2009
A guy who smokes weed to forget the fact he is a cuckold, typically getting cucked by large black males who look like Carl Weathers.
by CarlWeathers69 March 27, 2020
Dude, last night I smoked a blunt and ate a whole bag of cheetos. I took the biggest stoner dump this morning.
by rhythmboy32 September 23, 2011