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Flaccid Skunk

When your sick gets limp when attempting anal.
“Aw dude, I was gettin’ on this dime and she was totally gonna let me put it in her shoot but then I got flaccid skunk.”
by SkunkButt June 17, 2021
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Skunk Dick

Skunk Dick is the after effects of cum being left on the rim of your foreskin after a session of masterbating creating an skunky sick smell.
"Dude after my session I had total skunk dick. It smelled like aids."
by cedarbear March 7, 2016
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Bundle Skunk

A Bundle Skunk is another term for a stank hoe hoodrat. This term was made popular in the Manosphere section of YouTube by Grynch, content creator and the author of The Ratchet's Rouge.
Wow, she trys to act bougie but she's just another tennis ball headed bundle skunk.
by G. R. Lee March 22, 2020
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Urban Skunk

Noun - An inhabitant of the inner city who urinates and defecates on himself in order to deter attack or close physical contact, particularly with law enforcement.
I told my new partner Mike "Don't bother that bum, he's an urban skunk and he'll crap himself if you get too close." Mike didn't listen and now he's washing his boots with disinfectant.
by Fisher Fowl May 1, 2009
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Skunk's foot

The opposite of a rabbit's foot. An unlucky charm.
When I play cards or slots with my wife I always lose - she is a real skunk's foot.
by bosmo November 14, 2016
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skunk water

When your diarrhea is so bad that the smell of it causes people in nearby rooms to describe it as a dead animal must have come out of your ass.

“ Dude, you are disgusting - that skunk water you sprayed is stinking up the entire house.”
“ Dude, you are disgusting - that skunk water you sprayed is stinking up the entire house.”
by JoJo Dancer June 26, 2018
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skunk fingers

To have ones fingers drenched in foul vaginal fluid
Hey mike, I got skunk fingers from that ten cent hooker over there
by T Dye May 7, 2018
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