that's what she said

The most commonly used phrase among teenagers everywhere

K: Just put it in there, please.

Carol: That's what she said!

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Carol: Did you eat it?

K: I put it in my mouth.

Carol: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

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K: I have a brain tumor, and I only have three months left.

Carol: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!! Wait...

by i lost the remote April 17, 2009

so I said to mabel I said

Attempt at conversation that fills dead air.

After we all watched liz stumble to the table dave said "So I said to mable I said" to draw attention away from her.

by zzat January 19, 2004

That's what Heath said

a response to a person making a comment about being to fucked up. Refers to Heath Ledger's passing and plays off of that's what she said.

"Dude I'm so fucked up I feel like I might die."
"That's what Heath said."

"I'm fine dude, I know my limits. I just need a nap."
"Yeah, that's what Heath said."

by So Fiyahhhhhh May 11, 2009

your mom called she said your butt smells

it is a way to trick your friends...

Friend: hey did someone call for me?
You: yeah your mom called she said your butt smells!!

by thesheet November 16, 2010

That's what Sheen said!

A reply to a friend or acquaintance's statement or comment that could be comparable to those of Charlie Sheen, just like 'that's what she said' is used after someone makes a comment that could easily have sexual connotation in a different context!

The best opportunity to say 'That's what Sheen said!' is after a comment containing a word, group of words or reference made famous by Charlie Sheen (or relevant situation) is brought up in a conversation.

Dan - Hey, I just need to sink the 8ball and this game is over.
Pete - "That's what Sheen said!"

Jen - You totally poked me with that shrimp fork
Alex - "That's what Sheen said!"

Jeff - That chick has gone completely bipolar with her text messages
Andy - "That's what Sheen said!"

by H_Sheers March 18, 2011

Because I Said So

A parents way of saying, "Ask me again. I fucking dare you."

Kid: Why can't I go to my friend's house tonight?
Mom: Because

Kid: Why
Mom: Because I said so!

A smart kid stops the argument and keeps their mouth shut after this has been said.

by SmartAssKidSaysStupidStuff December 28, 2015

nuff said

A statement that people for some reason always use after they've said something completely devoid of any intelligence.

Uwe Boll makes better movies than Avatar. Nuff said!

by Gabriel B. March 8, 2011