Ryan

A little Bitch and can go fuck himself because he has lil dick and big giey. FUCK YOU RYAN

YOURE SUCH A RYAN

by BIG HUGE ASS COCK DICK May 6, 2019

Ryan

Ryans are tall blonde men with really weird and fluffy hair. Once you look past their acne ridden face you can see their beautiful, fuckable blue eyes. Nothing else about Ryans are in any way appealing, except for their ability to be really good at basketball even though they do not play on any organized teams. They are generally smart, but in times of crisis become absolute retards.

Dang man why is Ryan not on the school basketball team.

Who's that retard over there, oh that's Ryan.

by ZZZZUUUCCCCKKKK October 23, 2018

Ryan

is a person who is easily angered, walks like a girl, and cries easily for no reason, because of her soft heart. But he takes risk and does other stuff much more than other guys.

Person 1: Why is he crying all the time?
Person 2: Oh, he's basically a Ryan.

by stickygayboy5589 December 15, 2019

Ryan

A boy that had a great childhood and would grow up to be very successful in life

Ryan: growing up my friends always said I was funny and pretty smart

by I like big ass March 11, 2020

Ryan

MASSIVE DICK

Ryan has a humongous willy

by Oxford_420 July 23, 2019

Ryan

Ryan has a small meat and only has boys added on his snap and uses a iPod

Ryan’s iPod exploded

by Crackhead Bobby February 17, 2020

Ryan

A short cunt

Joss: Look at that short cunt.
Ben: It must be Ryan

by 123456lob June 9, 2020