boneless raisins

A pussy that has not been fucked

I want to find a good boneless raisins around here.

by Jeffmooncricket August 7, 2017

Bed Raisin

When one accidentally poops while slumbering.

She was appalled that he had left bed raisins in her new sheets.

by ChocoWolf December 16, 2019

sour raisin

A person whom on a daily basis acts like a cranky old man/ woman. This definition oly referrs to those who have a maily gloomy mindset that loner people have and there never lacing set of complaints never ceases. Qualifying these people as the sour raisins of our society.

"Oliver, stop complaining about evrything! What are you, a raisin?
- Why would I be? I don't even like raisins!
Why, do you like yourself?
- No?
Then you are a sour raisin for sure!"

by LordassHair October 11, 2019

Raisin Eye

Asshole

That guy was a complete raisin eye.

by Dee Holiday February 18, 2024

Raisin Occasion

A random craving to engage in sexual activity with a women or man with sufficient wrinkles (usually over the age of 60).

Guy #1:
Dude, I know this might sound weird, but the lady in the admin office was really nice, and kinda pretty in an old lady kind of way.

Guy #2:
Sounds like your craving a raisin occasion!

by Mumblefish January 21, 2010

Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.

Emily: class, did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!

by Emily's Chode Species 101 May 1, 2025