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penis raider

Someone who cuts the penis from the balls and keeps it in a Asda bag and keeps it for safe keeping.

Legend says that at 9:30am in the morning a ritual happens where the Penis Raider sticks all the penises he raided last night up his rectum.
Ashley Hunter snuck into Adam Szlamps room and cut the penis from the ballsack
by Peter Simmons February 1, 2005
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osama bin raider

A homeless arab that searches bins for food
Person 1: Yo, did you see that hobo across the street?

Person 2: Yeah i saw him, he's called Osama bin Raider

Person 3: Looks like he finally left his cave
by Hardley Surton December 7, 2006
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ass raiding commando

Some kind of homosex type who put a deeg in a buttock
What are you...some kind of ass raiding commando
by Cangh Jui May 18, 2003
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raiden shogun

by you only live once! September 18, 2022
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closet raiders fan

A fan who is to ashamed to be associated with the raiders. If he is found out, he will usually point to the five super bowls that they won over 50 years ago.
guy 1: dude you're a raiders fan?

guy 2: yah i didn't want 2 admit it cause i thought i would be mocked i was a closet raiders fan

guy 1: dude raiders suck

guy 2: no dummy we won five super bowls over 50 years ago that must make us good

guy 1: (sigh)
by thevoiceoftruth October 3, 2013
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ass raiding commando

1)n. a homosexual male
2)n. one who raids the ass of another
3)n. a military professional whom has sexual anal intercourse
4)n. a group of radicals who invaded the asyrian ancient land to drive out archaeologists who were believed to be practicing unsound doctorine in the sacred land in 1956
1) "That ass raiding commando hit on me."
2) "Our new gerbil is an ass raiding commando!"
3) "I heard the new Captain is an ass raiding commando."
by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002
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Tusken Raider

When performing sex with a condom, flipping the receiver around forward, pulling the condom off, and spewing semen into their eyes. While they are confused and blinded, stretch the condom above your head proudly making noises like those of the Tusken Raiders in Star Wars.
Bitch was giving me lip about the lost droids, so I took her to Toshi Station and Tusken Raidered her.
by 4th floor SCHC December 9, 2010
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