seine and puffering

Da "I fish, therefore I lie" exaggerations dat you sue a "large scale" angler for --- i.e., you haul his fibbin' a** into court regarding his "inflated" estimates of da size and/or number of da scaled seafood specimens dat he supposedly caught in his drag-net --- due to said outrageous reports' allegedly causing you undue distress.

If there were no outside witnesses to what a fisherman's catch actually looked like, then there's no way for you to prove dat he was making anything up --- in a judge's eyes, it's equally plausible dat his verbal statements regarding his super-successful day on da water could actually have been true, and so there would likely be little chance of your "seine and puffering" claim's triumphing in court.

by QuacksO June 22, 2023

Puffennagen

When someone beats the crap out of you and you become blue/black with bruises. Puffennagen is derived from the italian word 'Puffo' translation of Smurf (little blue gay elf sort of thing that wears white hats and is asexual). Then you add the end part (ennagen) which shows a Germanderivation. When they call you a Puffennagen usually you are a german gay guy or else an asexual.

Usually from Saxony or Austria

by Gunther April 17, 2005

Puffed Illoons

Bread doe made into scone shapes (circle) and fried until golden brown. Scoffins

Those Puffed Illoons are yummy.

by Struth Bloke February 18, 2010

Puffeting

When a girlfriend gets mad or upset and instead of her normal kiss on the finger or lips or cheek she blows out air at you making a "pffffftttt" sound.

Lama's are also known to to this when upset.

As i leaned in to kiss my girlfriend when she was mad at me she puckered up her lips, puffeting me away.

by Hollywood Hoenig August 24, 2011

puffaroo

the cutestbeing on the planet

kristin why you so cute? stop bein' such a puffaroo!

by a1forbold January 12, 2013

Peffer

Absolutely the most retarded person ever created. He's so autistic, that he is the embodiment of autism.

Wow, look at that Peffer! It's so autistic!

by www.whiteprivilege.com May 25, 2017

purferchasing

Verb: The act of purchasing some thing you prefer.

Purferchasing; Ben says that Jim Beam is the only alcohol worth purfurchasing. As in the only alcohal Ben would prefur to purchase is Jim beam thus prefurchasing jim beam is what Ben has done.

by Shanny6705 March 9, 2018