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Puerto Rican Vulture

Scoping a party for hot bitches and then fucking them hard
by Pa Pancake May 12, 2015
mugGet the Puerto Rican Vulturemug.

Puerto Rican Polly

Getting rammed with a tropical fruit right up the kisser
My bitch wife got a Puerto Rican polly from the fluff haired bartender down at the beach
by Disgruntled Husband March 24, 2025
mugGet the Puerto Rican Pollymug.

Puerto Rican tax return

It's when a Puerto Rican girl gives you anal so you'll marry her in order to give her U.S. citizenship.
Bob: I just got a Puerto Rican tax return from this hot piece of ass last night.
Joe: Damn! It's so hot when girls come here illegally.
by Buttstink Goober November 13, 2014
mugGet the Puerto Rican tax returnmug.

Puerto Rican flat tire

When someone replies "PSSSSSSSSSH"
To anything said to them.
Basically saying they don't agree making the sound of a flat tire.
Mostly done by Puerto Rican females
Hey you dating that BBC?
Pssssssh (Puerto Rican flat tire) sound
by Puertoricanflattire March 15, 2020
mugGet the Puerto Rican flat tiremug.

Puerto Rican Pussy Pump

When a Hispanic chick queef blasts cocaine right to your dome during oral sex
Person 1: Yeah man I had a bag of blow and went down on that fine ass latina with the phat ass and she hit me with that Puerto Rican Pussy Pump
Person 2: Gang shit bruh
by Jim Bob the high February 14, 2024
mugGet the Puerto Rican Pussy Pumpmug.

Puerto Rican Shower

When a person has beer funneled into their rear-end and then is penetrated in the anus
Kyle is walking a bit funny. Do you think he had a Puerto Rican Shower yesterday
by uknev2016 March 26, 2021
mugGet the Puerto Rican Showermug.

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