The most annoying kid in your neighbor hood. He pelts people with everything he can find. He is short and thinks he is cool with everything he does. He goes to a private school and thinks he is better because of it.
by Jeffio14 May 7, 2023
Get the Prestonmug. I person who does not care about anything lazy as can be and honestly just don’t talk to him and date him
by kjkfcvgbhnj May 28, 2023
Get the Prestonmug. A 5'5" Millennial douchebag who likes to bang women twice his age, wears kids shoe size 11s, punches like a girl, drinks Natty Ice, hates people who smoke cigarettes, but fills a bottle of Mtn Dew with spit in one day with Coppenhagen Wintergreen, drives a fucked up Chevy Monte Carlo, and has a shitty goatee.
by MyMomsBFsucks97 January 8, 2020
Get the Prestonmug. The definition of a friend who knows the limits of jokes, but goes right below it, he always defends those he cares for, and will tell you if he's actually you're friend
by Max The Elf December 16, 2021
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by Poopydoopfarttoot July 11, 2018
Get the Prestonmug.