An act similar to fisting, it involves waiting until one party needs to defecate before shoving a foot up the ass of the person as they attempt to shit, stomping the shit back up into the intestines of said person.
'Yo, I heard Brandon gave Shirley a preemptive waffle-stomp last night.'
"Really? That's fucking gross, I feel sorry for whoever has to wash his socks later on."
"Really? That's fucking gross, I feel sorry for whoever has to wash his socks later on."
by CinnamonFrosting October 27, 2018
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An individual who focuses more on the prestige and admiration of onlookers rather than the art itself. Wanting to wear the black belt above having an actual love of the martial art. Desiring to be a ballerina or a beautiful singer or an amazing gymnast, handed bouquets, in the spot light and wishing for that same admiration she has seen other artists receive without appreciation or an understanding of the work and self sacrifice that it took to get there.
After America watched the women’s gymnastics team win Olympic gold in heroic fashion, gymnastics clubs around the nation became temporarily filled with PreMadonna children, inspired by such a feat.
by SiberianDoronzo July 17, 2019
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"Dude whenever i figured out the question the prem had already answered it. i wish he'd go play some fuckin guitar and beat off to his maths text book or something"
by barata April 15, 2008
Get the the prem mug.when a guy is boning a female and he feels like he is just about to bust a nut, so he pulls out of the chick but doesnt bust, so he can continue to keep boning. a false alarm. it happens every once in a while.
Guy:oh this feels good, im about to bust.
Guy:nevermind. false alarm
Girl:did u have a premature pullout?
Guy:nevermind. false alarm
Girl:did u have a premature pullout?
by stallion2214 February 16, 2010
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Steve: Dude I prematurely perspired watching this smokin chick lick an icecream...
Matt: Dude were you wearing deodarant?
Steve: It was bad dude, I hate premature perspiration.
Matt: Dude were you wearing deodarant?
Steve: It was bad dude, I hate premature perspiration.
by tigerslovepepper February 28, 2011
Get the Premature Perspiration mug.The kind of people that have PERFECT noses and "APE" eyes with brown (ewww) things under their eyelids. They also are in training of the powerstance (which is sticking your butt out with your chest out too and your hands and legs wide open). The most important quality of a premature rat....are rat teeth indeed. They must be perfect rectangular, two little mmm's that are sticking out and when you lift your face up, they show, and the brown things under your eyelids show and your eyes also pop out more, like I'm going to eat you bulls. But, the most important part of the rat teeth position, is your nose still taking it's posture .
A very special shoutout to the rat master of all rat worlds, WILLARD!, taking his home in St. Barts Church's sewers. He has perfect rat teeth position and also the most graceful ape eyes in the world. His rat teeth are like MMM I WANT TO EAT THE LITTLE CORN! (w/ pishbulls accent)
by BoyBee June 21, 2005
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