Poke-Asshole

A person who plays Pokémon Go, usually while driving, with absolutely no regard for the safety of those around them.

That Poke-Asshole nearly ran me over!

by DEthington July 16, 2016

Poke gift

A gift a woman buys a man after the hardship of poking to create life .

I would like my poke gift for this hardship.

by Pokemaster March 11, 2023

Pit Poke

When someone is aggravating you and you want to aggravate them back, you poke them in the pit of their leg, which is located behind the knee.

Pit Poke; When someone is aggravating you, poke them in the pit of their leg while they are standing or sitting, it will really aggravate them.

by Jimbo95 October 13, 2018

mosey poke

When getting from one place to another at an unnecessarily slow pace, not mentally just physically

If you mosey poke around while at work you boss is sure to get upset with you .

by mix March 29, 2015

Poking the payroll

Phrase to define when a colleague is having sexual relations with a peer or their manager. Often used on work instant message systems and social networks to avoid rousing any suspicion, particularly if the person in question is already in a relationship outside of work.

Lewis was poking poking the payroll at the office Christmas party and carried on in the toilets at work the next day

by coradia January 20, 2013

Poke Pyramid

1. A pyramid of pokes.
2. When IMing your friends, you might decide to spam them with this.
3. Used in a Poke War to win.
4. Total spam that is in the shape of a pyramid... containing the word: poke.

Example Of A Poke Pyramid:

poke

pokepoke

pokepokepoke

pokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke
pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke
This is a complete Poke Pyramid. Also used as spam. :) This took me sooo long!!!!

by Katie Marie Bell October 25, 2011

squaw poke

When shuffling a deck of cards; you take your finger and poke out several cards from the center of the deck. You then place those cards either on the top or bottom of the deck. This is done for good luck before you deal the cards.

While shuffling the cards the dealer says “squaw poke” and pokes the center cards from the deck as a shuffling move for good luck. Then deals the cards.

by Justakid May 14, 2018