Swag pirate

A massive cunt who steals other people's swag in an attempt to be accepted by society but fails miserably because they're a useless piece of shit that can't do anything

What a shit cunt must be a swag pirate

by Starker March 30, 2017

Porthole pirate

gay termonlogy used to describe one man schlonging another in the ass.

eric "porthole pirated" jose last night. just shortly after giving a rusty trumbone.

by trevor340 February 11, 2009

Gash Pirate

A group of ill mannered seaman who trawl the seas in search of gash,any gash,hairy bald young or auld,warm or cold.
They willl take thier swag and leave in search of thier next piece of gash

Starboard side gash pirates,all aboard that vessel theres plenty gash to go round
Get in aboot it

by gash pirate May 23, 2011

Jamaican Pirate

The "Pirates" Faction from the 2008 PS2 game Mercenaries 2: World In Flames. They are incredibly stereotyped Jamaican gangsters who are hilarious to wind up, as they come at you, not wit a gun, but with a rocket launcher.

Jamaican Pirate: "Don' use de gun, use de rocket launcher!!!"

by Greenhoof June 10, 2010

Pirate Threeway

A threesome with 3 dudes.

Rahoul isn’t gay but he loves a pirate threeway

by Dr Evil 2023 June 10, 2022

Dust Pirate

An younger individual (commonly male, but sometimes female) who frequently makes attempts at sexual conquests with other indivuals over the age of 60.

Person 1: "Yo, did you hear Billy banged this this dude's grandma?"
Person 2: "No, but I'm not surprised, Billy is such a dust pirate."

by YourAssassin May 30, 2016

Pirate Cumsquat

When a girl is squatting down giving a guy a blow job, and right before he cums, she loses her balance, falls off, and gets squirted in the eye on as she falls backwards!

That poor drunk girl was blowing me in the bathroom but had no idea she was in for a pirate cumsquat!

by filthy pirate hooker June 14, 2011