Dust Pirate

An younger individual (commonly male, but sometimes female) who frequently makes attempts at sexual conquests with other indivuals over the age of 60.

Person 1: "Yo, did you hear Billy banged this this dude's grandma?"
Person 2: "No, but I'm not surprised, Billy is such a dust pirate."

by YourAssassin May 30, 2016

Pirate Sputter

A way to describe someone who is talking absolute nonsense, pure crap, and nothing but stupidness.

'Jeez, this guy's got nothin' but Pirate Sputter in his mouth.'

by Goat_011 April 17, 2020

Pen Pirate

1. One who steals pens from friends, family, co-workers, strangers, etc. and leaves little pieces of paper or flags with the Pen Pirate emblem on it.

2. A group of people on facebook that steal pens and leave their mark that post pictures and brag about it.

3. A famous pirate that sails on the boat he calls the Penmanship

AHH, I got hit by the Pen Pirate! They took another pen!

by BlackbeardPirate November 17, 2011

Pirate Peek

When a woman only shows one of their two breasts. A pirates eye-patch is like the woman's bra, covering up one eye.

Person 1: So did you finally see her sweet montezumas?

Person 2: Na man, just a pirate peek, but it was worth seeing the one paw pattie.

by ID 10 T error June 27, 2011

Pasta Pirate

A slur against Italian pirates. Especially against pirates with pasty white skin and either heterochromia or a missing eye. These pirates are usually up at ungodly hours of the night playing video games doing silly challenges for the amusement of themselves or others.

That, Sandy is such a pasta pirate

by Mr. Doogles April 4, 2023

Pirate Threeway

A threesome with 3 dudes.

Rahoul isn’t gay but he loves a pirate threeway

by Dr Evil 2023 June 10, 2022

Pirate Cumsquat

When a girl is squatting down giving a guy a blow job, and right before he cums, she loses her balance, falls off, and gets squirted in the eye on as she falls backwards!

That poor drunk girl was blowing me in the bathroom but had no idea she was in for a pirate cumsquat!

by filthy pirate hooker June 14, 2011