peach patch

when someone tries to grow a beard but can't

xander is trying to grow a beard, but it's coming as a peach patch

by peachpatcher October 6, 2017

peach season

Noun: the season where many asses (🍑) are seen

Tyrone it’s peach season

by Peach season 101 May 6, 2018

Modest Peach

A lady who dresses modestly but has the ability to control men with her vagina.

Let me lay my jacket over this mud puddle for you my modest peach

by Sizerp2118 April 28, 2020

Lil' Peach

Lil peach is a crazy person on discord, they often like to type random nonsense, they are also part of "water mellon gang".

(After they say nonsense) Okay lil' Peach

by THICC BORGER 🍉 June 2, 2020

Salty peach

Eating pussy that’s been on the boat or on the beach all day!

I was eating pussy one afternoon that was out on the island all days. Wow that was one salty peach!

by The Peach Eater September 22, 2020

Sneaking a Peach

Having sex with a person or persons that may be under the age of eighteen years old, but insists that he or she will be of age within the week.

Yeah, you're sneaking a peach!

by Benjamin Bunny March 12, 2011

Hopeless Peaches

Our Lord and savior from the peach dimension

Would you like to talk about our Lord and savior, Hopeless Peaches?

by ChonkyChinchilla June 19, 2021