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deer plow

In Michigan usually; when a line of cars are tailgating (generally 3 or more, no more than 25 feet apart), the front car is the deer plow. The general theory is that the deer will get spooked or hit by the first car, thus ensuring the rest are safe from hitting them.
Fuck! No matter how fast I go, these assholes are making me the deer plow!
by WizardRob November 1, 2021
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plowed

1. the characteristic adjective given to soil, or a field, after is has been made ready for planting seeds

2. (past perfect tense) indicating participation in a past sexual act, analogous to plowing a field, whereby a subject's fuck hole is loosened, by means of extensive work with large tool(s), in preparation to receive seed(s).
OMG, I can barely walk! I got plowed by Ronnie last night!
by redwoodchuck August 11, 2021
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National plow a neko day

Monday august 16th through 18th you may smash your pet neko boy/girl
Oh its national plow a neko day? might aswell take a neko into the bedroom and show it how a good owner takes care of it to make it say NYA!
by Queen douglas August 15, 2021
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National plow your neko day

it's national plow your neko day! might aswell show your pet neko boy/girl a good time!
the holiday national plow your neko day meant to show your neko love and plow them! Any good owner knows the holiday. Lasts august 16- august 20th.
by Lulu topper August 16, 2021
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plowing new ground

Opening up new pastures when the old one has gone all dry and barren. Usually refers to recently separated males with no front teeth.
When ma ol lady left me I just took hold of ma old fella and ploughed me some new ground with old Betsy Ross next door.
by Gazman April 1, 2004
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plowing new ground

the event or action of taking one's virginity.cherry
"Damn, that boy don't know he's plowing new ground with that high school girly?"
by rpatel36 April 7, 2004
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Alabama snow plow

When you’re balls deep in your cousin, you shove your face into a mountain of cocaine, lick your thumb, scream “SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND” and jam a boofer right in your own asshole
So, I was smashing my cousin Shelly, and I hit myself with the Alabama snow plow. A little razzle dazzle for the camera.
by The great BK January 11, 2025
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