packer

online shit talker that uses a loud microphone or speaks really fast insults

Packer: You built like a banana with a snapback you big body ass nigga, yo grandma do backflips in the back of the uber fatass nigga

by bosniakz February 2, 2020

baby packer

A pregnant women in a gangbang that doesn't let a single drop of semen fall out.

We went to a party last night and there was a hot baby packer there for an event.

by BeastOfBosses April 28, 2023

Packer

A silicone prosthetic pp that transmasc people put in their pants to give the appearance of a bulge.

I shoved a packer down my pants and now I have a dick bulge.

by Ig_im_ollie November 23, 2022

Fudge Packer

1: A man who, for a living, puts fudge inside a box, and packs it
2: Fucking Tom Cruise

OMG! It’s Tom Cruise! He’s… packing fudge? What a Fudge Packer

by therealdeal2819 June 2, 2023

Ceezy Packer

Ceezy is one of the greatest "Discord Packers" he's also on the "Top 5 Unhoeable Packers List". He once owned a clan named "Eezy" it was very big and was everyone's dream clan. He owns a YouTube channel named "Ceezy Lol" where he posts his highlights.

"Who will be the next Ceezy Packer?"

by ImKindaFire January 12, 2021

Petit Packer

A term for the car/racing community (mainly focused on drag racing) and means that there's a small car like a SMART Car or like an old Mini Cooper, but in that small car that's a big-ass engine that's more powerful than a man's balls after the month of November.

"Is that a Austin-Healey? Oh holy shit is that a Whipple-Powered LS Big Block in that thing?! Gahdayum that's one hell of a Petit Packer!"

by CuppedCereal September 2, 2023

Rock n’ Roll Packer

A person who enjoys violently rubbing their hard-on between an extremely obese female’s back rolls. Someone of this type, could even possess a fetish for such rolls that leads to intense arousal.

Omg, Dan! I can’t believe you fucked Amy’s back rolls! She’s like 300 pounds! AND you broke her bed doing it! You’re such a rock n’ roll packer

by Dave543210 February 14, 2018