Cod Pocket

When a middle aged woman who should know better starts screwing around with a married man.

Bethany is a real cod pocket for messing around with a married man.

by Revenge Queen October 13, 2022

COD Vanguard

The biggest pile of shit you will will ever see. It is so garbage that even the cookie monster will loose his appetite and stop eating cookies whenever he hears COD Vanguard. And whenever he hears COD Vanguard Zombies, Mr Cookie Monster would throw all of his consumed cookies from his past into the bin.

"Bro, your breath stinks more than COD Vanguard."
"No fucking way dude, nothing stinks more than that shit."
"You're god-damn right. Then it stinks more than COD WW2".
"Fuck you".

by PPurpler April 18, 2022

Rock Cod

Any person's allficted with the orangey red hair and flesh freckles that closely mimic the west Australian reef fish.

Hey bro hows that hot bird at the bar ?
Ohh you mean the rock cod?

by Zooplankton regrowth May 21, 2019

CoD Virginity

Your cod virginity (aka call of duty virginity) is when you first play with someone who’s never played call of duty before and *this mostly happens with girls*

Jacob: “ yo I took Emma’s Cod virginity the other day”
Ryan: “ how’d it feel?”

Jacob: “ like playing call of duty with an absolute trashbag but it’s like you can’t be mad at them”

by MiffedEmu June 11, 2020

cod wife

Your ride or die chick that you roll with on Call of Duty. Not to be confused with your real wife, who is most likely jealous of- and nags about your COD wife.

Back off bitch, I'm not talking to you- I'm talking to my COD wife.

by BiP0larBear January 11, 2023

Cod-shot

A practice in which requires a person to attach a fishing hook on the end of a double-barrelled shotgun. The shotgun is to then be dipped into the water and wait for a fish to catch onto the hook. Once caught, the user raises the shotgun out of the water and gives it both barrels. Whilst messy and cruel, the practice is scientifically proven to be the best way to discipline a fish.

Let’s head on over to James’ for some cod-shot

by SLick pussy July 21, 2020

cod-enial

The act of crying like a fucking baby for days and days and days because you lost a game of Call of Duty and can not just accept it and move on with your fucking life.

You get quick scoped in Call of Duty so you go into cod-enial and send that person a message bitching and crying

by Antwana April 18, 2014