Kink and Stink

The term used when one has began peeing standing up, when the sensation that one has to take a shit strikes, so one has to stop peeing to sit down and drop a deuce.

"I was taking a piss when I realized I had to take a shit, so I executed a Kink and Stink, and was able to get the job done."

by James Madison's Mentor February 10, 2012

Kink Lord

The equivalent to an Overlord, a master of all kinks and fetishes.

"Dude did you see the way Aaron came in today? He fucking radiates Kink Lord energy!"

"Bruh ur so nasty you might as well be a Kink Lord."

by Lord Kinkster September 30, 2020

Choking kink

When you get turned on by the thought of being choked or held by the throat

Tyler: *chokes Kai*

Kai: I have a choking kink :)
Tyler: AAAAAAA

by Katsu Chicken 🤍 September 10, 2022

Master Kink

A master kink is when someone enjoys to get called master or gets turned on by it. Usually people that like this are very weird and need therapy.

“Xyo and Zen have a master kink.”
“Ew, they like to get called master?”

by megaalphabones December 5, 2021

Kink-shame

kink-shame; Verb; To shame another's kinky, saucy or sexual activities, but only such activities that are generally considered unique to an individual or different to the norm.

Person 1: Did u hear Nathan likes to shove Bibles up Terry's ass?! That's so weird!
Person 2: Don't Kink-shame him! he's allowed to do whatever, holy cow.

by Origae6 September 3, 2017

clock kink

a kink where someone gets h word by looking at clocks

She is obsessed with miss minutes! i think she has a clock kink!

by minutezdef May 17, 2021

Mommy Kink

A kink relating to a woman who gives you motherly love. i.e taking care of you, and sometimes breast feeding.

This kink forms when the subject never had a great relationship with their mother, and therefor needs to feel the affection of a mother. Though since the subjects never had a real relationship with their mother; they fail to understand that having a sexual fetish towards your parents is wrong.

Character 1: I think SUBJECT has a mommy kink
Character 2: Yeah, I heard he had an awful relationship with his mother.

by RealerThanAll March 7, 2023