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James

most jameses are chill but if hes a james with blue eyes and brown hair hes literally just the fucking best. hes a god. he makes all others look week and all women cum on the second they look at him. usually has a harem of a few woman and is soon to inherit the multiverse from his father god. massive fucking cock. omnipotent. omniscient. omnibenevolent. eternal.
some weak retard faglord cuck: yo do you know james?
Based devotee: all praise james
the weak weak retard faglord cuck opens his third eye

weak retard faglord cuck turns based: all praise james
by theMessiah_______ April 8, 2021
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James

now this bloke is different gravy lads, huge willy, has women throwing themselves at him 24/7, did i mention how big this guys willy is, he is well over 6ft and stands tall.
Christ have you seen how much of a James that guy is, would defo smash.
by jimbo762 November 22, 2020
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James

James is a vary quiet man if your not close to him or if you dont no him that well. He is generally a good football player and tall and slim. Is more attracted to more nerdy girls but enjoys viewing butifule girls. Usually have a step dad and dont se there dad much. Has one really good freind that is allways there for him while everybody else just talkes to him. He is a very nice person.
That one kid james is so quiet.
by Austin champlin September 13, 2017
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James

James plays moviestarplanet and fornite. When you meet him on online he will ask you for your snap and to see what you look like, sometimes he will ask weird questions such as "have you ever sent nudes?" Often topless, and sends eye pictures to everything.
Girl-*sends picture of self*
James-"ur fit"
Girl- "tf?"
by Iamfemale June 19, 2019
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James

James is the funniest and nicest kid you’ll ever meet. James is the type of person you’d want to sit next to in school. He’s extremely athletic and has a fantastic physique. James is really good at sports, especially soccer.
Person 1-Did u see James

Person 2- Who that really nice kid
Person 1-Yeah where is he
Person 2-He’s playing soccer
by Big Daddy J.E March 6, 2019
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James

Quit being a James, bro.
by Warpig214 March 24, 2019
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James

Is known as being a fish. Most likely a Marlin.
James is nervously pacing.
by b.l.a.z.e. March 10, 2017
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