Chelsea

She is her. No one can top Chelsea. Everyone is below her and should feel small when they’re in her presence either because of how tall she is or her hotness and power radiating through everything and everywhere. Chelsea is one of the most divine people to ever exist, from her attractiveness to her smartness, there’s just nothing you can do to stop her from doing whatever she wants to do.

So now are you gonna be a bitch and a pussy or tell chelsea she’s the hottest woman alive?

Damn. Now THATS chelsea

by Graham Williamson April 20, 2023

chelsea

only the realest, illest, baddest bitch ever. A chelsea will light up your fucking life.

"who is that perfect angel with the fattest gyatt i ever seen" "her names chelsea"

by fuckingcunt699 November 20, 2023

Chelsea L

Chelsea is so cool and really cool.

J: did you see Chelsea today ?
L: yeah ! She’s so cool and really cool! I love chemistry with Chelsea L !!!

by Chelsea Lover !! November 25, 2023

Chelsea C.

Bad ass Aries mom bitch fierce loyal protective and gassy

Chelsea C. farted in a rival child’s lunchbox on a school field trip

by MT_SEXC November 27, 2023

chelsea

whore. slut.

hey chelsea
did you just call me a whore?

by violetmathew December 14, 2022

Chelsea Tractor

SUV driven by a plonker trying to achieve status

chelsea tractor

by pseudochorus December 24, 2022

chelsea mudpie

the act of taking two pairs of pliers and forcing open a man's urethra. then, the gaping hole is both shat and vomited in, and plugged up with a barrier of boogers. the recipient then urinates the mixture into a willing sexual partner's mouth. originally conceived in chelsea, michigan.

guy #1: hey man, did you hear what happened to kevin?
guy #2: no
guy #1: he was disrespectful to his mom so she gave him the old chelsea mudpie treatment and made him do it to his dad
guy #2: classic kevin!

by jdwag59 January 2, 2023