National Crush Day

National Crush Day can be any day, its a day to whoever have a crush and him/her would either post each other or sometimes even get bold and just be straight at him/her and get straight to the point.

National Crush Day is a day when people that like each other and basically revealing secrets to each other about why him/her likes each other

by 4knasiaa October 1, 2018

National kiss day

National kiss day is April 13

So kiss you ever you want without having to have a relation ship
Single or taken kiss someone

On national kiss day you can kiss who ever you want don’t hessitat just kiss them

by Lopez191 May 26, 2018

national geographic titties

Usually occur after a woman has a child (children). Can resemble two sunny-side-up eggs running down a wall, or two watermelons in a downhill race. Not limited by race, ethnicity, or creed. Almost always an unpleasant suprise discovered after the bra comes off. The larger the breasts, the worse the dimay.

My ex wife Amy looked great with her bra on, but when that came off she had national geographic titties!

by CBianchi August 23, 2007

National Pegging Day

National Pegging Day is June 24th.

Its June 24th! Time to get the strap and take the ego of a man down a peg by pegging him on National Pegging Day (with consent of course).

by SourdoughBread April 10, 2021

national eat ass day

April 12 National eat ass day. The day where you can go around and eat someone's ass .

"Hey didnt you hear its National eat ass day. Wanna come by my house today and let me eat your ass?"

by NBA National booty awareness May 25, 2018

national kick a midget day

On October 20th, it is National Kick a Midget Day. This gives everyone permission to kick anyone who is under 5'2". People who are 5'2" can get kicked but can also kick people shorter than them.

I think we kicked that midget to death! His heads bleeding! I love National Kick a Midget Day

by Hanooooobbbbss October 8, 2020

national heat waves day

national heat waves day is celebrated on june 14-16, usually starting around late at night. heat waves day celebrates the dreamnotfound fanfiction, written by tbhyourelame. dreamnotfound is a ship between minecraft youtubers dream and georgenotfound. heat waves is also a song by glass animals, popularized by the fanfiction.

dnf shipper 1 : omg, it’s national heat waves day.
dnf shipper 2 : quick, everyone blast heat waves!

by cremmiko May 10, 2021