ass napped

When someone holds you captive in their asshole

Su: I hope you drive into my asshole. You'll be held captive
Mi: what?
Su: Yes. Hold you captive. You'll be ass napped
Mi: Okay. Fuck off

by Pelvic Sorcerer August 31, 2018

nappy headed ho

1) An extremely racist and bigoted description of a black woman when used by a white man. Accepted terminology if, and only if, used by any black male when discussing a black female. To be used with other flattering comments such as bitch and gul.

2) A member of the Rutgers Lady Knights basketball team

Bernard: "Those girls have tattoos. Those are some hardcore hos"
Don: "Yeah, they're some nappy headed hos!"

or the acceptable version

"Yo bitch, where's my money? I'll beat your nappy headed ho ass with nine inches of limp dick"

by thotho3 December 9, 2008

vagina fuck napples

the phrase you say when your verry pissed or hurt your self.

Person 1: ahhhh vagina fuck napples!!!!!!!!!

person 2: What happened

person 1: i sutbbed my toe

by vagina fuck napples vaginer January 15, 2011

nappy

A word used by some children to explain how they are feeling without using more accepted terms -- instead this meaning-neutral word conveys the speakers emotional state based on the pace, intonation and volume of the spoken word "nappy"

How was camp today? Nappy (said with enthusiasm and a smile)!

by SoWakie August 16, 2017

Nappy Head

When u wake up and your hair look like spaghetti 🍝

Boi you have a nappy head when u wake up

by NappyHeadJosh June 27, 2017

nappy dugout

a repulsive, unkempt, swarthy, reeking vagina of a woman of ill-repute

Gee, that skank ass ho sure has some nappy dugout. I feel disgusting and shamed for fucking it

by Dude-Person March 17, 2003

Nappy

When ever you feel tired and ready to take a nap.

Guy 1: "Hey bro let's go set a homeless man on fire"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I have had a long day and feel nappy, maybe after I take a nap"

by JohnJaxion February 12, 2013