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myspace

myspace sucks!
by thetrueshift August 13, 2009
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myspace

the Ebay for pedifiles
old man 1 : hey, want to go play some chess?
old man 2: naw, im going to go on myspace
they've got some new updates!(kids)
old man 1 : remember, your only 17 yrs old!
by selinarawrz May 16, 2008
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myspace

a website that if you get sucked into will become addicting and you will end up with more than 100 friends that you have never talked to in your life. other than that if it's used properly it can be fun when tom isnt running updates... updates are annoying. you can upload videos, blogs, upload pictures, basically you get to put your life on the internet for everyone to see.
myspace: a place where nothing FUCKING WORKS!
by shawty royal June 18, 2008
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myspace

Myspace is where people change. I have friends that before they had a myspace, they were all normal & stuff, once they got a myspace, they even changed the type of music they liked, they're look, they're personality.
day they didn't know about myspace:So, you wanna go to the park or something, you hangout in my place & watch some movies & make some popcorn?!

days after they made a myspace:Um, I`m sorry we can`t hang today, i`m too busy on myspace, adding friends, commenting, & etc.
by Ketty December 10, 2008
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Myspace

A place for friends...

Yeah, keep telling yourself that. Its just another competition to see who has the most friends, who is the most popular, and much more pointless things.

Lately, you see a lot of "emo/goth" pictures set on default. You get, like, 300 friends and then put on your status: "I'm so pissed off right now. I need someone to talk to." Chances are that not even half of your "friends" will care.

Do yourself a favor. Add friends you actually KNOW and talk to. Its a great tool to get reconnected with people you've lost contact with, but why not pick up the phone, send a letter, or e-mail them instead?

Its good when you have around 25 friends, but you actually know each of them. The "friends" you get that you really don't talk to or even know are pointless.
Girl One: I have 1,205 friends on Myspace! What about you?

Boy: I have 42.

Girl Two: That's it? What a loser!

Boy: At least one of my friends on Myspace won't end up being a 40 year old stalker.
by SmileEveryDay March 15, 2009
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myspace

It's 2009 and you're still on Myspace?
by God the Bounty Hunter March 8, 2009
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myspace

A large network for buisnesses, networking, friends, messaging, im, fun, and overused by scene kids. The ghetto, the losers, the nerds, the emos, the lil kids, and just everyone.
Caligirl: Ay girrrrl! I was like at the mall, the other day, I was kinda got bored, so I went to Hot Topic, bitch!! :D
Ghettogirl: Who gives a f*ck, loser. Go get drunk, Barbie. DGFUB!!!
Caligirl: Well, I'm just finsta go to Myspace, I have more friends then you anyways, thats becuase I'm prettier and obviously more popularrrr, BITCH!!! :b ♥
Ghettogirl: Well I'm gonna go the thrift store, and I got more a$$ then you, HOE. thats why I get more boys askin, YA KNOW, HOE?
by joybird May 11, 2008
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