Mass Effect 3

A Birth control supplement that will be introduced to Society on March 6th 2012, Co-Created By Bioware/EA.

"BF" - I didn't buy any condoms

"GF" - WHY NOT?

"BF" - Mass Effect 3

"GF" - WTF IS THAT?

"BF" - Your Replacement

by ShWaY is a boss February 24, 2012

deep throat tongue massage

1. The act of licking ones balls while simultaneously performing fellatio 2. Deep throating a guy and licking his balls at the same time.

Sage was good, she never gagged while giving me a deep throat tongue massage. She would use her thumb to bring my balls closer to her mouth so she could give me my morning DTTM.

by johnny rush February 22, 2008

sandwich massage

A type if massage involving two naked oriental chicks and alot of soap water, usually followed by a "happy ending".
I don't recommend it(very weird), but if your interested Thailand is the place to go.

Zack "Man i got a sandwich massage in Pattaya, and those bitches were sliding all over the fuck'n place"

Timo "Fuck yeh i want somma that shit!"

Zack "Those bitches be sick"

by zack " Boolalalalalala mothafuckers" August 12, 2006

Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage

A phrase meaning the worst that possibly could happen. Based off of obvious pain the fictional character's knifed glove would create tearing up a prostate.

dude 1: My girlfriend is pregnant.

dude 2: That's a Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage for ya.

dude 3: Fucking A right, it is!

by Minced Prostate September 23, 2011

Massage Terrorist

A licensed massage therapist who gets drunk and then will massage you against you will.

"Brenda would not keep her hands off of me at the pub last night. She is a massage Terrorist!"

by La oron April 23, 2009

Mass Favoritism

The act of making each member of a group seperately think that they are your favorite member

My teacher told me I was her favorite student in her class. I later heard her telling another student the very same thing. I then realized she was commiting mass favoritism.

by Thistlesifter September 4, 2017

Catholic Mass

The strongest prayer in the Universe. It is when the priest turns bread and wine in to the Body and Blood of Christ. When you recieve the Eucharist which is Jesus's Mystical Body, into yourself unifying yourself within Him. Jesus is not alone in the Eucharist though... Jesus is accompanied by the Father and the Holy Spirit, and all the rest of Heaven. If you have lost a friend or a loved one and you recieve the Eucharist, you recieve them as well allong with all the Saints and the Martyrs in Heaven. In other words, the Catholic Mass is a miracle that happens nowhere else on Earth, and you witness Christ himself, veiled behind bread and wine.

The Catholic Mass will mean nothing to you unless you know and believe in the Trinity.( The Trinity is one Gon in three divine persons: God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit.)

by TheRealTruth10548 November 6, 2019