mississippi mud cutter

Shitting on a person then helicoptering your cock to act as a combine harvester.

Dude, I did the Mississippi mud cutter last night. That shit went everywhere.

by Nma12345 December 7, 2013

mississippi trout line

When you take a dump in someone's purse and then you beat them with it. You can work with a friend to double the load.

I pulled a Mississippi trout line with her Michael Kors

by Voodoo9 February 7, 2015

Mississippi mud honey

The act of peeing inside of someone’s butthole. Then using his/her butthole like a shower

Honey the water got shut off again and I need to shower. I’m going to need a Mississippi mud honey before I go to work.

by DOWNSINDROMED July 14, 2020

Mississippi Neck Brace

While a woman is receiving oral from a person, she wraps her legs around their head and farts. Her legs form a neck brace making it impossible for the person to break free.

I had to shave my goatee because it still smelled like that Mississippi Neck Brace she gave me the other night.

by Slobknobbins July 20, 2017

Mississippi River Bluff

A poker technique commonly employed by poker players at Casinos in Biloxi, Philadelphia, and New Orleans. In order for a bluff to be considered a Mississippi River bluff, the following criterion must be satisfied:

1) The player is playing Texas Hold 'Em or a similar game,
2) the player open shoves fifth street, and
3) the player is playing the board.

I can't believe that fish called my Mississippi River bluff with only top pair!

by zeesubalpha April 26, 2011

Ol' Mississippi Steamboat

Drop a sweet loaf onto your partner's back or chest. The bigger the better, but it's gotta be clean and in one piece. If you want, you can use a toothpick to make it look like a steamboat, and then you can attach a flag to the toothpick and fly it on loaf. For some reason, I like the hammer and sickel, but you can put whatever you want on it.

Then, sit on your partner's face and urinate towards the steamboat. This will mimic the action of an Ol' Mississippi Steamboat.

ENJOY!

This freak I was getting with wanted me to float my Ol' Mississippi Steamboat on her boobs.

by Sam Wayne May 10, 2007

Mississippi Pissy Syndrome

A terrible affliction plagueing the land of ghetto black kids Mississippi that’s right on the border of Alabama the land of sister Fucking. A syndrome categorized by getting super pissed for no good reason. Usually seen in Ghetto Black kids. A popular candidate for M.P.S. Is Vincent.

“Damn, Vincent got Mississippi Pissy Syndrome”

“Vincent is Mississippi Pissy”
*says hello* “WTF YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!”-Vincent

by JinxReplica January 28, 2019