Latte drinking douche bag in starbucks with a laptop.
Client: "One large hazelnut latte with whipped cream and cinnamon please."
Salesman 1: "Got ourselves another freshman philosophy major..."
Salesman 2: "Yes, yes we do."
by jjobson February 20, 2013
mugGet the freshman philosophy majormug.

whatever major loser

stupid hand signal used by little kids who want to express their hatred for people.
by kt June 5, 2003
mugGet the whatever major losermug.

major league gaming

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by Maxifire32 May 19, 2022
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Major Red Flag

Person 1: “I love simping for Washington

Person 2: “weird”

Person 1: “You don’t? That’s a major red flag.”
by 69th_President July 5, 2022
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major crackhead energy

the definiton of major crackhead energy is whisper yelling the lyrics to money at two in the morning while on facetime with a friend who’s painting their lamp while putting tajin in their cranberry juice
person 1: ugh i’m staying the night at jordan’s house and she’s whispering yelling the lyrics to money

person 2: yo, same. elle is painting some stuff on her lamp while putting tajin in her cranberry juice like ?? what the hell ??
person 1: AND they’re on facetime at two in the morning. now that’s some major crackhead energy
person 2: for real
by rainbowjuulpod June 23, 2019
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major grade 2

The most feared rank in all of Halo 3. To have a Major Grade 2 you must have extremely good skill. No one is better than a Major Grade 2. A Major Grade 2 is also someone who truly understands that kills don't matter in Halo 3.
Player 1: Dude you're really bad!
Player 2: I must be good if I'm a Major Grade 2!
Player 1: You only have 5 kills!
Player 2: So what? Kills don't matter!
by T Frick January 9, 2009
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