Lucas is a gentleman who frequents the island of ibiza every summer to bring joy to Scottish holiday makers. Lucas is a man of mystery, he spends his days relaxing in the spanish sun but he is never off duty. He lives for his work so no matter day or night, he will be there at holiday goers beck and call. Wether it be a side street or a villa, Lucas will show up 4 hours after the agreed time to meet. Lucas (the businessman) will make you and your group feel at ease before showing his array of products. He will charm the ladies with is exotic accent and luscious looks, the men will be in awe of his presence and impressive package... of product. Once business has been done, Lucas will leave with a kiss and the group will immediately say " what a beautiful man Lucas was".... "bit pricey though"
"Hi Phil, it's Lucas. Hope you and the baby are well my friend". "Will you be in ibiza this year? want any product? "
by Jonnybags May 11, 2018
Lucas is a guy who is really desperate for a girlfriend. He thinks he is an eshay but isn't. when you look at him you cringe. He is awkward and a liar.
by ranga69 November 05, 2019
fat lying slob poser snob and douche nozzle who lies about having a dance party on her roof with jay-z
by krotchies April 06, 2010
Lucas is a person with the shittiest hair to this day. Who let this person go outside like that. They're also reallh dry. Both liyerally and metephorically.
by mecmac May 16, 2022
A short guy who always digs into your head with the power of being annoying. He gets swarmed by british woman every goddamn fucking second and its partially the golden child in other peoples eyes.
by UsedGymTowel July 14, 2022
He's the koolaid god. He uses his dog for cloat on tik tok. He lives at any home depot parking lot. His only true friend is Bing bong.
You're gay Lucas.
by Lol I'm not sure what to do December 15, 2019
a super fat super ugly super annoying and super loud ignorant very disturbing guy that needs to keep a shirt on at all times
by ACDC16 September 25, 2017