Sam Locke is a strange creature from another world that transcended to ours in the 4th century. He has since remained here stalking little kids and swallowing their souls. He is blonde and 5'11 with shoes on and has the face of a demon. He currently stalks a young brown-haired half-bear Alaskan man named Clive Hobbs.
by Michael Myers "Nick Castle" October 20, 2021
Get the Sam Lockemug. the moment in between taking a shit and wiping, when you're completely unable to do anything besides sit there helplessly
Nick: "I was about to go on a date with this girl but I had the sudden urge to take a shit the last minute and I was toilet locked for like 45 minutes"
George: "Wow, that is so not poggers"
George: "Wow, that is so not poggers"
by Achilleas Sym December 21, 2020
Get the toilet lockedmug. Metro Lock – also known as Tube locking, is when an individual or select set are placed in no mans land on a Metrolink or on the Tube. They have know where to hold onto during a bumpy, dodgy journey. Frightened and terrified and with the only one outcome, they lock onto the nearest salty passenger close at hand, holding onto dear life before they depart the Metro/tube and carry on with their daily majestic lives. Walking on, they and the poor helpless victim have just encountered Metro Locking!
"Metro Locking"
Phil – (Chuckling) Did you just see that guy?!!
Daz – (Also chuckling) Yeah!! He just metro locked that poor old woman. I think he’s still hanging off her like a dog on heat!!
Phil – (Chuckling) Did you just see that guy?!!
Daz – (Also chuckling) Yeah!! He just metro locked that poor old woman. I think he’s still hanging off her like a dog on heat!!
by Phil Ireland January 28, 2009
Get the Metro Lockingmug. When you have a party on xbox live and an annoying friend gets online, so you make the party invite only to avoid being annoyed by said friend
Herp is now online
All players: Lock the party, lock the party, lock the party!
Party leader: I locked it, crisis averted!
All players: Lock the party, lock the party, lock the party!
Party leader: I locked it, crisis averted!
by Revered April 17, 2012
Get the lock the partymug. An old meme from the song The Clash - Rock the Casbah Because on a part of the song it says Rock the Casbah But it sounds Like Lock The Takbar referencing the Windows Lock The Taskbar feature
Person 1 (Singing):The shareef don't like it, Lock The Taskbar, Lock The Taskbar
Person 2:you are saying it wrong its "The shareef don't like it, Rockin' the Casbah, Rock the Casbah"
Person 1:oh...
Person 2:you are saying it wrong its "The shareef don't like it, Rockin' the Casbah, Rock the Casbah"
Person 1:oh...
by napstaa967 December 10, 2019
Get the Lock The Taskbarmug. Settled for a fat bitch. Ain't ever leaving Lima, Ohio. Name is probably "Zack" and STILL works at Allen Nott.
by 719bbaby February 8, 2019
Get the lima lockedmug. Went to dinner with my cousins. I picked up the check and asked them to leave the tip. One pulled out money, the other sipped his $7 drink. The tip total was about $18. I joked later with the cousin who paid that he must have had a locked wallet.
by Aston_D June 18, 2016
Get the Locked Walletmug.