Forey Lock
“Only a surfer knows the feeling”
it’s a strange phenomenon experienced by male surfers possessing a fully hooded penis.
When wearing a wet suit it commonly occurs during your first urination of each surf.
The foreskin will be locked or folded tightly between your wetsuit and body causing a blockage. The urine then backs up and creates a pressurised foreskin which some describe as a small water ballon, this part can cause extreme pain which is followed by a reliving seal breakage, at this point you will experience the somewhat satisfying transfer of warm urine from forey to wetsuit
“Only a surfer knows the feeling”
it’s a strange phenomenon experienced by male surfers possessing a fully hooded penis.
When wearing a wet suit it commonly occurs during your first urination of each surf.
The foreskin will be locked or folded tightly between your wetsuit and body causing a blockage. The urine then backs up and creates a pressurised foreskin which some describe as a small water ballon, this part can cause extreme pain which is followed by a reliving seal breakage, at this point you will experience the somewhat satisfying transfer of warm urine from forey to wetsuit
by TB14WA May 12, 2023

the moment in between taking a shit and wiping, when you're completely unable to do anything besides sit there helplessly
Nick: "I was about to go on a date with this girl but I had the sudden urge to take a shit the last minute and I was toilet locked for like 45 minutes"
George: "Wow, that is so not poggers"
George: "Wow, that is so not poggers"
by Achilleas Sym December 21, 2020

a guy:I'm going to respond to that cap lock bastard to show him how dumb he is............cap locked responds:go fuck your mom trailer hicky trashbag motherfucker I love my CAP LOCKED
by PHRASE giver December 24, 2013

Sam Locke is a strange creature from another world that transcended to ours in the 4th century. He has since remained here stalking little kids and swallowing their souls. He is blonde and 5'11 with shoes on and has the face of a demon. He currently stalks a young brown-haired half-bear Alaskan man named Clive Hobbs.
by Michael Myers "Nick Castle" October 20, 2021

Metro Lock – also known as Tube locking, is when an individual or select set are placed in no mans land on a Metrolink or on the Tube. They have know where to hold onto during a bumpy, dodgy journey. Frightened and terrified and with the only one outcome, they lock onto the nearest salty passenger close at hand, holding onto dear life before they depart the Metro/tube and carry on with their daily majestic lives. Walking on, they and the poor helpless victim have just encountered Metro Locking!
"Metro Locking"
Phil – (Chuckling) Did you just see that guy?!!
Daz – (Also chuckling) Yeah!! He just metro locked that poor old woman. I think he’s still hanging off her like a dog on heat!!
Phil – (Chuckling) Did you just see that guy?!!
Daz – (Also chuckling) Yeah!! He just metro locked that poor old woman. I think he’s still hanging off her like a dog on heat!!
by Phil Ireland January 28, 2009

An old meme from the song The Clash - Rock the Casbah Because on a part of the song it says Rock the Casbah But it sounds Like Lock The Takbar referencing the Windows Lock The Taskbar feature
Person 1 (Singing):The shareef don't like it, Lock The Taskbar, Lock The Taskbar
Person 2:you are saying it wrong its "The shareef don't like it, Rockin' the Casbah, Rock the Casbah"
Person 1:oh...
Person 2:you are saying it wrong its "The shareef don't like it, Rockin' the Casbah, Rock the Casbah"
Person 1:oh...
by napstaa967 December 10, 2019

by lock tf in September 30, 2023
