Lego

Some people have lego city’s, those people are insane. Building a 500 piece lego set takes me around 12 months. Let alone a “explicit limited edition 999999 piece Taj Mahal set”

Wanna build legos with me? No I want to stay mentally sane.

by Imburiedinsnowhelp February 21, 2021

Lego

After a landmine the worst thin that can happen to your foot. It can save you from an uncle trying to rape you at night.

"Uncle Benjamin wanted to rape me at night. But he stepped on a Lego and died."

by Alsace-Lorraine=german 1871 May 23, 2019

lego fortnite

Best fucking game mode on fortnite

Me: Wanna play lego fortnite?
Friend: Fuck yeah

by @qq December 17, 2023

LEGO Dimensions

this one video game from 2014 that is a crossover like multiversus or LEGO fortnite. Everybody named Daelan really likes this game.

hey man daelan just told me about this game called Lego Dimensions. I don’t know why daelan likes it so much

by pink_lasagna June 27, 2024

Lego

A satanic object sent from hell to torture humans. They are commonly found in a child's bedroom. If you step on one you will feel the collective pain of every soul encased in the depths of hell rushing through your foot.

Bob: Oh hey Billy, wanna play with some legos at my house after school?
Billy: Back of you satanic creature. I refuse to be within 333 miles of those pagan objects!

by Acrius the 69th January 18, 2021

Lego

A block

Let's play lego

by LEGOMAAM May 28, 2021

Lego Hangover

When your child stays up all night working on a massive lego project and in the morning he/she has symptoms similar to that of an alcohol induced hangover: Sleepy, irritated, irrational, nauseous, thirsty and hungry. Adults may experience mild to extreme symptoms when building or helping children build a Lego project that requires hours upon hours of building. This can be prevented by reading the Lego box carefully. If the Lego has a reccommended age of 16+ you are very likely to experience a Lego hangover upon completion of said project.

"What's wrong with you Henry? Why do you look like you've been hit by a bus overnight?"

"I stayed up late last night finishing up my 3000+ piece Lego Effiel Tower."

"Sounds like a classic Lego Hangover to me. get some sleep today and make sure to hydrate yourself."

by TheTexican July 17, 2014