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She’s weird.
Girl: what is Lauren doing... She’s so weird
Lauren by Bitch.face May 15, 2019
a slutty skank that bites while she swallows and has lesbian sex with her own mother while she ties down her brother and father to watch it...youre welcome
Dad-"Omg! Lauren stop eating out your mother!"
Lauren-"I like this stop judging me and just watch!!!!"
lauren by Estebanito November 19, 2011
No one likes her. Seriously, no one at all.

Ever.
Person 1: Hey, is that Lauren over there?

Person 2: Who cares, it's not like anyone likes her.

Person 1: True. No one likes Lauren.
Lauren by Nathanananananana. October 30, 2011
Lauren is a friend that will be with you till you die, she’s the one that has been there from the very beginning. Lauren is a fucking daddy, but also a responsible dad. She’ll be there when you need a shoulder, or if you need a good laugh she makes great dick jokes. Lauren gives great snuggles and will attack you with compliments if you say otherwise. Lauren is the best person you could ever have in your life.
Alice: Hey Lauren...Alex said some mean shit to me....

Lauren: ah don’t worry, he probably has a small dick
The most prettiest girl on the planet. Drop dead gorgeous. Had an amazing laugh sometimes when she laughs it’s funnier then the joke itself, Lauren is a person that uses the word gay a lot and likes random ass t shirts. She also steals her boy friends juul. She is sweet and loves animals. Laurens are really smart they can be dumb asses as well.
Wow.. Lauren is a two knuckler.
Lauren by LKB February 12, 2019
Being good at many things but also a complete retard at others, she is probably beautiful but can't do a wheelie to save her life. Usually found drunk under a Kubota
idk ill just put Lauren here so i can do this
Lauren by chicken tendur May 24, 2019