A human-adjacent entity with dark tendencies and a suspicious obsession with cutlery-based violence specifically, the desire to cut people with a spoon. Not a knife. A spoon. No one knows why. She just likes the struggle.
Once a month, Lana hits peak road rage, transforming into a living, breathing horn honking through the streets. During one of these legendary episodes, she locked eyes with a ghost and somehow, the ghost killed itself out of sheer terror. Even the supernatural knows better than to mess with Lana.
Despite all of this, Lana is somehow charming—like a haunted doll that offers you life advice and then quietly steals your socks.
she is a good soul, loves animals, fun person to be around even in a road rage
Once a month, Lana hits peak road rage, transforming into a living, breathing horn honking through the streets. During one of these legendary episodes, she locked eyes with a ghost and somehow, the ghost killed itself out of sheer terror. Even the supernatural knows better than to mess with Lana.
Despite all of this, Lana is somehow charming—like a haunted doll that offers you life advice and then quietly steals your socks.
she is a good soul, loves animals, fun person to be around even in a road rage
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A: Apparently the shows and movies you recommend are added to her “watch list”
N: Nice, caring, and a beautiful human being
A: An expert on any beauty or skin care related issues. Like she should be a dermatologist fr
All in all, Lana is a joy to be around and very resourceful. Blunt in a funny way, finds humor in everything. Questionable taste when it comes to memes/shows/movies but occasionally would recommend a good show or send a good meme. Got any skin care question? Ask Lana. Want a good spot to go eat or do anything? Ask Lana. Have a quantum physics question? Ask Lana. May we all have a Lana in our lives.
A: Apparently the shows and movies you recommend are added to her “watch list”
N: Nice, caring, and a beautiful human being
A: An expert on any beauty or skin care related issues. Like she should be a dermatologist fr
All in all, Lana is a joy to be around and very resourceful. Blunt in a funny way, finds humor in everything. Questionable taste when it comes to memes/shows/movies but occasionally would recommend a good show or send a good meme. Got any skin care question? Ask Lana. Want a good spot to go eat or do anything? Ask Lana. Have a quantum physics question? Ask Lana. May we all have a Lana in our lives.
A: “have you ever met a bad Lana?”
B:”nah”
A:”hey man we’re planning this heist we need a good plan”
B: “let me ask lana”
B:”nah”
A:”hey man we’re planning this heist we need a good plan”
B: “let me ask lana”
by IBrahimbby November 22, 2021
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Person 2: shes in her “im fucking crazy but im free” phase, u ought not to mess w her now…
Person 2: shes in her “im fucking crazy but im free” phase, u ought not to mess w her now…
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