Any of a number of possible repellers or absorbers (i.e., a sheet of plastic wrap, towel, T-shirt, underwear, magazine, etc.) that is placed on a laptop keyboard to protect it from ejaculate when one is having video sex with an online partner.
I was videosexing with my girlfriend on Gchat, so I snatched my boxers for a keyboard condom over so it wouldn't short out after I screencreamed.
by The Pig Farmer's Grandson April 11, 2010
Rationality says:
Capt. Commando: "How about you take your fuckin keybord an shuv it up your fucking asss you fucking faggot fuckfaced fucking cuntsmear! I'll fucking kick your ass, bitch!"
Capt. Commando: "How about you take your fuckin keybord an shuv it up your fucking asss you fucking faggot fuckfaced fucking cuntsmear! I'll fucking kick your ass, bitch!"
by Den-bot February 13, 2005
A sad person who gets a kick out goading an innocent person then calling this person a keyboard warrior! When in actual fact the person being goaded is just reacting to being called something derogatory and\or insulting!
Usually this is done through the text-based medium of the internet and usually under the cover of humour and usually split between threads or conversations to mask the accusation.
Usually this is done through the text-based medium of the internet and usually under the cover of humour and usually split between threads or conversations to mask the accusation.
Person1: Hey you're an ass lol!
Person2: What? Did you just call me an ass? What the well you're a bigger ass! Was that supposed to be funny?
Person1: Omg you're such a keyboard warrior!
Person 1 is a keyboard warrior creator.
Person2: What? Did you just call me an ass? What the well you're a bigger ass! Was that supposed to be funny?
Person1: Omg you're such a keyboard warrior!
Person 1 is a keyboard warrior creator.
by VicTimBla October 08, 2010
Some one who caps locks you in an argument and thinks they are great for being able to. And also only makes fun of you on the internet and doesn't say it to your face.
by sparkleyes10 May 16, 2013
When your partner sits on the computer keyboard while giving you oral sex and shits on your computer.
by Fasal Ahad November 09, 2006
When you get so angry that you smash your keyboard and do type some random stuff and sometimes make the keys fling.
by Matcher/Bacon Heast December 22, 2021
When you turn over your keyboard and all the bits and pieces of food and other matter fall out, ready to be snacked on.
Jim was so hungry because he forgot his lunch, so he turned his keyboard over for some keyboard munch and crunch.
by Jules350 October 21, 2015