Jan-Peer

Jan-Peer is an Aperol-Boy. He has eyes and is loyal. He is the kind of friend who will pick you up from the airport. Jan-Peer will break into your house do deliver important things.

Jan-Peer will very likely live at your parents house at some point during your friendship. He might replace you when it comes to your relationship with your family.

“Have you seen Jan-Peer?”
“Yes he’s ordering Pizza and watching a movie with my mom.”

by FutureBadGodparent November 22, 2021

Jan

It’s called English motherfucker learn it

What day is it. It’s Jan 2

by Slut-shaming👌🏿K.a.l November 21, 2019

Jan

Someone who falls asleep when they should be still drinking 18 hours later

“He fell asleep at 7am!! What a Jan”

by Smirks Fitt May 31, 2018

Jan-Willem

Best kid around, he has all the girls.
Everybody likes him.
He can get every girl he wants.

I wiss i was a Jan-Willem

by PUSSYDESTROYER!! February 13, 2017

Jan Begović

Branimir

Jan Begović je glumio Branimira u Horvatovima

by Begić March 2, 2021

Jan

A Jan is basically a synonym of a Ted. You will find him as one of the kindest-hearted being on earth. We are talking here about a very funny person that has amazing listening skills.

However, and that is what makes him similar to a Ted, a Jan is in the perpetual quest for his beloved one. Usually, when he is certain to have found her, a Jan will most likely Ted her (or Jan her, if you follow) by wanting to go too far too quick with the person.

Natasha: "Hi"
Jan: "Hi, I find you really attractive and smart, I love you and want to raise my kids with you and your family in a pretty English garden"
Natasha: (HELP)

Natasha has just been Janed

by Kersheh November 23, 2021

Jan Barun

A wonderful form of Slavic Justice, most commonly used in retaliation of asshole-like behavior.

"This lady wouldn't stop screaming at the cashier in the shop today, so I went full Jan Barun on her!"

by Wvrme August 21, 2018