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Jens

He is a bitch. To be honest I don’t think he should belong in this world. Jens’ are special cuz they are deaf and blind but they are not mute. We think he needs to be mute. Jens’ are bad friends mostly on gaming. They have a limit of 15 subs on youtube
That guy is really annoying and makes me rage when we play moomoo.io is his name Jens
by Retarded_BitchTurd May 7, 2018
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jens-jakob

Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.

Some people call him a madman.
"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."
by yallahhanees May 14, 2019
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Jen

One of the hottest people in the world , you will basically melt when she stares into your heart however usually has assholes of children. She instantly turns on everyone in the room from her gorgeous smile and warm eyes
Holy Crap Jen just walked in the room! Oh I love her
by Yeeyeeyaw ladies September 4, 2019
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Jen Nguy

Most prettiest and most beautiful girl ever to exist. The top echelon of describing so good segzy.
Jen nguy belongs to weyman luo
by Wey29 February 7, 2021
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jens handell

Brilliant kite surfer dude from the Nordics. The trick prowess and Nordic temperamental chill on the water is only matched by the surfer's legendary entertainer skills playing guitars to the fading sunset.
- Far out man!

- What happened?
- I was about to close on that Dense Breasts when a guy showed up on the beach and stole the show.
- I know the feeling, bro. You got Jens Handell:ed, man!
by Branchwhacked December 12, 2016
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Jens

Jens, is the best friend you can ever get, he is kind, smart, extremely funny and truly loyal. He never betrays one of his friends and he always tells the truth. He is always there if you need him, and he loves to cheer you up
Girl 1: "Do you know that guy over there?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, he is a true Jens"
by Yeetmeister111 June 16, 2018
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Jen’s

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by ColemanKD July 18, 2022
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