physical land

Land, not the sea, something you can physically touch or stand upon.

Driving on physical land takes a lot longer than flying!

by KSB_in_sd January 20, 2025

physics conundrum

Just two guys, pissing in each others mouths.

Hey, did you participate in last nights physics conundrum?

by Xeakae December 5, 2020

Girl that sits next to me in Physics

she is a nerd
she thinks shes not a nerd but she literally plays sudoku
in an L math class
dumb nerd

person "Hey, are you new here?"
girl "Yes, but I already brought my new sudoku book to school. Want to play?"
person "Ew, nerd, no ones gonna be your friend because youre a dumb nerd"
girl "Okay.."
other person "Broooo thats the Girl that sits next to me in Physics shes such a nerd"
person "fr"

by ILOVEAMERICA4EVER February 10, 2023

A Physical Turnip

When someone becomes incredibly angry and so their face appears to be a turnip and they become very actively angry. Usually relevant to PE teachers.

He became a physical turnip after Jon hit him with the ball.

by Japre December 1, 2019

Physics

The torturous subject that slowly drains you of your sanity until you have -1000000 sanity level

Hey he took physics, look now he is dead

by antopod85 January 16, 2022

Physical Capitalism

When a rich person beats up a poor person

Elon Musk can’t beat up that crack addict. That’s physical capitalism

by funnyjokehaha October 21, 2019

Dumping physical memory

The process one undertakes when taking a dump whilst on the toilet. The term has come increasingly into use with the advent of social networking sites that can result in some people spending hours, or even days, just dumping physical memory with little need to leave the room. If you try this it is recommended that you bring some water and some sandwiches with you to avoid thirst or starvation.

John: Who's in the toilet?! I've been waiting ages!
Jack: One sec...
Cindy: I'd give up John, he's on his laptop and crapping at the same time.
John: Ohhh, I understand now, I didn't know he was dumping physical memory.

by dpmdpmdpmo February 21, 2011