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country music

A genre of music popular among white-trashy inbreeds. Just listening to it has been proven to lower your IQ. All the singers sound exactly the same, as if they were purposely trying to sound like hicks. Someone who listens to country music is usually from a rural, white, bigoted community.
"Earl couldn't get his GED, so he took his mobile to Nashville in hopes of becoming a country music star."
by Brian the Definer November 12, 2006
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country music

country music cant even be called music. its noise. all of the singers, if you can even call them singers, sound the same and are horrible. its whiny crap. its all about the same topics.. its pointless to society. its music that stupid rednecks and cowboys listen to. it is the lowest form of music possible.
redneck: this is a great song y'all!
rocker: lemme hear *puts on headphones*
redneck: y'all like it?
rocker: omfg! what is this shit? I think my ears are bleeding!
redneck: what y'all talkin bout?! this is amazin. countrys all i listen to.
rocker: its not even music. its noise.

country music= shit!!!
by lpc; godd August 16, 2007
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country music

Type of noise (you can't even call it music) that features the most mundane lyrics imaginable, "singers" that sound exactly alike, and the ever-present, excruciating fiddle. The only people that listen to this noise are white, racist republicans.
Country music is Bush reelectin' music.
by the mutant February 8, 2007
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Country Blumpkin

when you get a blumpkin in an outhousee new
jeb got a country blumpkin in his nice new outhouse
by edward houssein December 19, 2007
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country music

A genre of music that used to be good until it all started sounding the same. After Garth Brooks came into the fold, there were really obcessed country fans and the selling out in country became more common. Nowadays country music is full of acts trying to sound a lot like each other and many artists do not have their individuality, but many did not have that from the start of the genre. Once Waylon Jennings demanded that he would play his own songs like it or not, individual began to increase in the genre. The creativity of the country singer or band is denied when they are not allowed to be creative. Ever since maybe ten years ago or even earlier many acts have been copying each other. Individuality has been more seen in some Alan Jackson, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Bocephus, Eric Church, Brad Paisley, and in the songs of a few other country acts. However Rock, Alternative, Punk, and Metal, and Metalcore ( the one with probably the most freedom of expression and by far the most lyrically deep the majority of the time are the best). However the legacy of country music is being ruined by an attempt to commercialize like pop artists is hurting the genre of country music when they try to be all hip hop and sing about a woman's booty or follow the same formula of every other band in country or rock music. These rock bands they seek to sometimes emulate are southern rock bands, Nickelback, 3 Dooors Down, and Hinder. Honestly, country music is so far on the decline that it has to the potential to turn worse than the pop/dance and techno genres.
Nashville is selling out because country music all of a sudden became about women's butt and copying anyone in the genre who has been getting hit singles.
by Jon K of the Peach State March 22, 2009
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what a country

Phrase
1. Sarcastic saying when bewildered by the country you are in
2. You actually like the country
after Ben had another full body search and bag check, James said "what a Country"
by Chopper17 November 4, 2017
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Cross Country

A sport that requires people to run at minimum 2.5 miles every race against other people. Run. Not Jog. A sport that requires you to run hills, through mud, through rain and through blazing hot sunlight. Not a track. A sport that will break you harder than football, soccer or basketball. A sport that will make you cry while doing it. A sport that produces badasses. A sport that people will come out of tough AF. Mud in their shoes? Cross country runners don't care. Pounding rain? Runners don't care. Super steep hill? Power through it. Foggy forest? Cross country runners don't fucking care. Slender man chasing you? Fuck! Let's see Slenderman try to break a 20 minutes and break down, crying like a pussy!
I run Boys' Cross country at Narnia High School.
by MotherPrussiaGottmituns September 24, 2016
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