fuck-me-honey

a quality (or trait) of a person that plays on a person's sexual sences. Lately this trait has been used and exploited extensively to cause viewers (usually male) to "think with their dicks" instead of their brains.

1. believe it or not, I was doing research for a college arts class paper and I was paging thru some old back copies of Rolling Stone magazine. A female journalist described Keith Richards as the "brilliant Rolling Stones guitarist" who sings a tune lead (once in a blue moon) with a "fuck-me-honey" voice. Yeah, that's right.(!)

2. Look at the lousy "diva" stars of the past number of years. Look at the female TV news reporters. Notice how stupid and empty-headed they are. Then look at the hatemonger Ann Coulter and the idiotic Susan Palin. Read the comments and blogs:
MILF, VPILF, GILF, oh WTF, hot for teacher, cougar, "I'd do her!", "I'd hit her!", and all that shit. It seems that if a female has good looks and that fuck-me-honey air to her then she is a STAR, a celebrity, a sensation. No good heart and no brains needed. However, Susan Palin didn't get to be Vice-President this year, did she? RATS!!!!! ; ) People were thinking with their ding dongs but that formula didn't work this time around.
Now who's slamming McCain because her fuck-me-honey aura didn't get her where she wanted. Shut up. Go away. Is this a sign? Could the tide be turning at last? We can hope...

3.
There's a bubble-headed bleach blonde, comes on at five

She can tell ya about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye

It's interesting when people die, give us dirty laundry...

DON HENLEY


4. At the beginning of one of the Porky's movies there is a neon sign animation where a sow pig lifts up her skirt and a male pig goes gaga on her. What's that spell?

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 3, 2009

honey baked hoe

1) A fine bitch with sweet and salty personality characteristics
2)a bitch with big ole nipples like pineapple slices on a honey baked ham
3) A method used to describe a thick but still extremely attractive woman
4)A girl with a fat tender juicy ass and pineapple sized titties

Dem bitches aint fat, they some honey baked hoes

by lolericlol March 26, 2008

honeycomb

yayo another slan drug term referencing cocaine.

"Man it's the honeycomb, You get your money gone
You either hoop, or rap, or get your blast on

Man it's the honeycomb, You get your money gone
You bring a sack of crack to the drug zone " (Andre Nickatina)

by Peter SLOw June 11, 2006

Honey-Glow

The Honey-Glow is a term from the movie wreck-it-ralph which is another word for butterflies, happiness, or love.

Fix-It-Felix: She gives me the Honey-Glow something awful :D
DC Local: Me too ! *proceeds to push spongebob's head down upon lap*

by DC Local November 19, 2012

honey badger

The most fearless animal in the world. Honey badgers regularly eat bee larvae even though they get stung over 9000 times, steal food from much bigger animals like leopards, and even attack and eat poisonous snakes.

A honey badger that is bit by one of the most venomous snakes in the world - a puff adder - will pass out for a few minutes, wake up all pissed, and proceed to eat the said snake.

Honey badger don't care. Honey badger don't give a shit. It just takes what it wants!

by herpy July 26, 2011

humboldt honey

a female whose general demeanor is that of a flower child of the 1960's. usually wearing no bra, underwear, or socks. hemp clothing and dreadlocks. found shopping at the local co-op or farmer's market. also notice, the genuine humboldt honey does not shave or wear deodorant and does actually come from humboldt county.

that girl is kind of cute for a humboldt honey.

by asphalt asassinz xLOx August 25, 2008

honey dutch

Honey Dutch is a term for the honey-flavored Dutch Master cigar. They cost $0.99 - $1.25 in the Philly/Wilmington metropolitan area. Since it is such a cheaply made and sold cigar, it's most often used to roll L's, or marijuana cigars. It has two layers, a green leaf outside and a brown paper inside. The broken up weed is put on the brown paper and then rolled diagonally along with the leaf, usually spread out across an even rolling surface. This makes the blunt easier to roll for novices and quicker to roll for pros. Not to mention it leaves a sweet honey taste on your lips when you cheif it.

JJ: Yo Stu, man, we need to hit up the 7-11, they got them 99 cent honey dutches.

Stu: Yeah boss, who the fuck you think introduced you to them honey dutches?

by Jayr Jones April 26, 2006