Woman: Oh my god! Did you see Nick? He's so hot I would let him do terrible dirty things to me. He's pooper hot.
Man: In the pooper? It's still going to hurt you know.
Woman: Irrelevant to his hotness.
Man: In the pooper? It's still going to hurt you know.
Woman: Irrelevant to his hotness.
by Balloonchief April 04, 2011
I met up with this girl i met on the myspace but sadly,she was just myspace hot,and was fuckin ugly in real life.
by Milö von kreskleväch September 15, 2007
Cool, sweary. Was meant to love people as a Father, but he might only be in it for the clothes. Has had a difficult family life. Writes local restaurant reviews for the parish paper. Would spend 40 days and 40 nights in that dessert. Celibate, most of the time.
Favorite song is Jenny from the Block. Deathly afraid of foxes, thinks they are out to get him. Friendly with guinea pigs. Would rather believe in something wonderful than something awful. Fellow smoker. Good listener. Will get you to confess your sins, then tell you to KNEEL. Thinks that love is awful, so no wonder it's something that we don't want to do on our own.
You'll fall in love with him. But it'll pass.
Favorite song is Jenny from the Block. Deathly afraid of foxes, thinks they are out to get him. Friendly with guinea pigs. Would rather believe in something wonderful than something awful. Fellow smoker. Good listener. Will get you to confess your sins, then tell you to KNEEL. Thinks that love is awful, so no wonder it's something that we don't want to do on our own.
You'll fall in love with him. But it'll pass.
by hotpriestlov3r January 29, 2020
1) A female that is hot, but does not know she is hot.
2) A female that is hot, but only dates ugly guys.
2) A female that is hot, but only dates ugly guys.
1) "Damn bro she is Closet hot!"
"Yeah, but she's too shy to talk to anyone."
2) Sara is Closet hot, because she is super hot , but she dates ugly guys.
"Yeah, but she's too shy to talk to anyone."
2) Sara is Closet hot, because she is super hot , but she dates ugly guys.
by AG3NGZ July 28, 2017
If this hot yippie’s kid wasn’t so damn cute I’d slap him right off his yippie bike and give him a dirty sanchez.
by PoneTone July 17, 2018
When one young gentleman lands a hot steamy fudge dragon directly on the back of the neck of another willing individual.
In the locker room after football practice "Brendan" gave "Zach" a steamy hot plotkin.
After eating Thai food "Kyle" recieved a fiery hot plotkin from "Luke".
After eating Thai food "Kyle" recieved a fiery hot plotkin from "Luke".
by naesmit August 23, 2012
by Hot Lunch May 11, 2016