puto hopper

If your a guy and go to a bar and are approached by a female. She then tries to set you up with her best gay boyfriend only to find out your straight. Your offended and walk away as far as possible only to have that puto hopper follow you around like a grass hopper because he can't take his eye off you.

Mitch "Dude why the fuck are we hopping around this bar so fast? We just got here"

Nathanial "Bro some chick tried to set me up with her guy friend and that puto hopper won't stop following me!"

Chance "Dude let's get the fuck out of this place quick!"

by mierda mouse October 3, 2011

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Crop Hopper

a friend who After you building up a relationship with someone, like growing a plant, you and ur bf/gf break up and the friend "hops" on to continue the relationship growing

Basically, your friend steals your girlfriend/boyfriend

After 2 years of commitment, Jack and Jill break up. The next day, Jacks dad picks up Jill for a trip to the movies. What a Crop Hopper.

by Joe Momma So Phat She Is Oprah December 21, 2009

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Dingle Hopper

Someone moronic. A person who is annoying and just stupid overall... Pretty much sums it up.

Wow, she is a complete Dingle Hopper! We should probably ignore her...She might go away

by Black n Red March 29, 2010

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Fence Hoppers

Fence hoppers is a cunning game that takes, l337ness, skill, nice beatz, and some pissed off guys back yard. First you hop the guys backyard, then you go to his neigboors then on and on etc.

dudeskie: ZOMG RANDY!! I just did fence hoppers with nikzor and he got his nuts bashed teh bat, i ran being teh win!!!
Rdawg: Teh sweetness!! wanna go right now!!!
dudeskie: yeah man!!!!

by Kyle-hates-rap lol mark m is qweer folk!!! April 21, 2006

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