Honking the donkey

Masturbation. Generally involving a male but I guess a woman can honk the donkey too. Slapping the salami, beating the meat, chocking the chicken, etc. It can also be used as an expression for someone that is fucking around.

I went over to Luke's house but he didn't answer the door again, he was probably honking the donkey.

Quit honking the donkey and get back to work

by Slickrick42 July 22, 2022

honk

one of the best people alive. makes everyone happy by just existing. everyone needs a honk in their life. honks tend to be self-sacrificial and always want the best for their friends. honks tend to be polyamory and the best lovers.

"honk you love your girlfriends way too much."
"yea i know.."

by piperisafag June 5, 2022

Honk

An act of excitement

Goose go Honk

Honk Honk Honk

It could also be used as a form of anger

Excitement: Honk

Honk Honk Honk

Goose Honk

Anger: Honk you, you Honk piece of Honk.

by The Amazing Goose Honk June 24, 2022

HONK

An airhead that talks nonstop nonsense

Dude that girl talks way too much, she’s a honk!

by mkelso June 28, 2022

Honking

Pomping yourself

Tony: I was busy honking myself off when Joshua caught me.
Joshua: It was delicious!

by bigdickdavinci March 4, 2022

Honking the one-eyed goose

Going on Youtube and watching youtube videos about the movie you just watched

After watching an overwrought 1970s movie about Society, you try to figure out what happened by honking the one-eyed goose.

by loiterer February 5, 2026

Honking the one eyed goose

Going on Youtube and watching youtube videos about the movie you just watched

After watching an overwrought 1970s movie about Society, you try to figure out what happened by honking the one eyed goose.

by loiterer February 5, 2026