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Hockle

see that hockle a jus did
by Nobby Solano September 22, 2006
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Hectic Hockley

Getting wild on a whole other level eg. kicking friends, offending everyone, requesting library lock-ins, bookings taxis from Leeds to Portsmouth, walking around Bristol handing out cash, accusing strangers of being in the IRA. Then waking up in the morning with no memory of any of it.
We're trying to raise money because our friend had a hectic hockley last night and we need to bail him out of prison.
by TheBearandPhil January 21, 2011
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Tonsil Hockey

when 2 people are hardcore makeing out, being all sloppy and what not.
OMG Staci and Bill were all over each other playing tonsil hockey with their tounges!!! DUDE IT WAS SO GROSS!
by Mr. A. Ludwig December 1, 2009
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Hockeyman

One who STILL plays hockey regardless of age! Must have a seriously nice azz & look good in a pair of skates.......PERIOD! ;) Checking & boarding, just for fun, also required.
--d-- is, fer sure, a Hockeyman! ;)
Sounds pretty familiar, eh? lol
by Flyersgirl4eva February 28, 2005
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Hockey Helmet Special

The name given to someone who needs to wear a hockey helmet, as to not get injured from their stupidness, clumsiness, and/or overall challenged ways.
Courtney: My mom says I am special
Mike: We all Know your very special, Hockey Helmet Special!
by Mike Snoddon January 13, 2008
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hockstra

when you use every ounce of your looks or body to get ahead at work.
Oh my goodness! Did you just see Jessica pull a hockstra!? She was wearing the shortest skirt allowable without being arrested for indecent exposure! Cleavage was so astounding that she could pick up paper from the printer with her chest!
by jrocksta January 9, 2009
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hockey shtick

n. heated but often humorous verbal jousting in which the attributes of hockey players and teams are discussed.
You think that schmuck Gretzky, who isn't good enough to clean the blood off the elbow pads of Howe never mind the jock strap of Morenz, is the greatest? Oi Vey!

Enough with the hockey shtick mam. We're trying to watch porn.
by gnostic1 February 20, 2011
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