Peppermint Handy

When an elderly person applies generous amounts of bengay to the male genital area, while aggresivly throttling the shaft and fondling the testicals.

*optional*
To make it festive dress up as either an elf and Santa clause combo and paint the shaft like a candy cane and the testicals as jingle bells.

" Dude, my dick is still numb from your grandmas peppermint handy last night!"

by Haswahhhhhhhh September 5, 2016

Sandy Handy

A handjob given from one party to another with a hand coated in sand. Purpose being pain for pleasure.

"Ani do you want a sandy handy?"
- Padme
"I dont like sand, it's coarse, its rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere."
- Anakin

by MrFatboy343 June 8, 2018

diamond handy

The act of your wife giving her a boyfriend a tug job while you watch epic gains on $GME from greedy hedge funds.

I was so busy watching my gain porn, I didn't even notice my wife was giving Melvin the 'ol diamond handy.

by Jdizzle30 January 30, 2021

Spicy Handy

Jalapeño cock stroke

He was reeling from his spicy handy. He forgot it was taco Tuesday.

by Hando Calrisean July 25, 2021

Handi-Cappin

When someone is cappin’ (full of shit) and the stuff they’re lying about is completely retarded.

You’d have to be a complete retard to believe that handi-cappin’ shit dude was talkin’.

by Riot Craig December 18, 2020

van handy

When a bisexual male cheerleader gives handys in a van in front of the frat house.

Andy is giving van handys at all the OU houses tonight

by Errordelete86 March 30, 2022

Satan's handy

When you smear hand sanitiser or chilli paste or solvent on your hand then masterbate furiously.

Gave myself a Satan's handy last night.

by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021